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    Chris Cooley Forced To Talk To NFL Shrink For Accidental Penis-Showing Incident
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Chris Cooley Forced To Talk To NFL Shrink For Accidental Penis-Showing Incident
    Last time I talked about my dick to a lady on the phone it took about three minutes and cost me fifteen bucks.
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Chris Cooley Forced To Talk To NFL Shrink For Accidental Penis-Showing Incident
    I think I sat next to the guy who wrote this on the train home yesterday. Apparently he's in good with America's Sideline Princess, too.
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Chris Cooley Forced To Talk To NFL Shrink For Accidental Penis-Showing Incident
    Chris Cooley: Ling Ling accidentally posts a picture of his penis on his blog. He doesn't realize it initially, and later offers an apology through his brother...I-I'm sorry psychiatrist lady. I don't get this.
    Psychiatrist lady: : Just place an X on the Life Line in the appropriate place.
    Chris Cooley:: Life isn't that simple. I mean who cares if Ling Ling posts the dick pic and apologizes? It has nothing to do with either fear or love.
    Psychiatrist lady: Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.
    Chris Cooley:: Okay. But you're not listening to me. There are other things that need to be taken into account here. Like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else!
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Chris Cooley Forced To Talk To NFL Shrink For Accidental Penis-Showing Incident
    I thought it was gonna take two minutes, but it was like an hour.


    So he definitely subscribes to the "It's not the size of your boat, but how long it takes for your se(a)men to get off" school of thought.

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    05/01/09

    In reply to Chris Cooley Forced To Talk To NFL Shrink For Accidental Penis-Showing Incident
    While Chris Cooley only requires a psychiatrist, Santonio Holmes will require the entire staff at Bellevue for his evaluation
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Chris Cooley Forced To Talk To NFL Shrink For Accidental Penis-Showing Incident
    Perhaps Chris Cooley can get a copy of the transcript and take a picture of it.
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Chris Cooley Forced To Talk To NFL Shrink For Accidental Penis-Showing Incident
    You can't circumcise the NFL's rules. I mean circumvent. Circumvent the NFL's rules.
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    Image of PermanentInjuredReserve PermanentInjuredReserve
    05/01/09

    @the earl of weaver: Offensive linemen try to circumcise clippers all the time. I mean circumvent clipping. Your Freudian slips must be contagious.
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    05/01/09

    @PermanentInjuredReserve: what about Freud's nipples now?
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Chris Cooley Forced To Talk To NFL Shrink For Accidental Penis-Showing Incident
    Psychiatrist: "We're here talking because you posted a picture of your penis. How does that make you feel?"

    Cooley: "This is stupid."

    Psychiatrist: "And the fact that it is stupid, how does that make you feel?"

    Cooley: "Like I'm wasting both our time."

    Psychiatrist: "And wasting your time...how does that make you feel?"

    Cooley: "Annoyed"

    Psychiatrist: "And being annoyed, how does that make you f....oops, time's up. Ok, Mr. Snyder, that will be $1400."
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Chris Cooley Forced To Talk To NFL Shrink For Accidental Penis-Showing Incident
    I'd be more worried about getting him a medical evaluation. Man clearly has an undiagnosed case of Baby Dick.
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Chris Cooley Forced To Talk To NFL Shrink For Accidental Penis-Showing Incident
    Chris Cooley is the only thing that I like about the Redskins. You keep right on doing what you're doing.


    /Bears fan living in Maryland

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    05/01/09

    @PermanentInjuredReserve: Completely agree.


    /Bills fan living on Capitol Hill and trying to organize a DC Deadspin Pants Party

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    05/01/09

    @MikeStantonWalkOffBalk: Seriously? I know a ton of DC spinners. Or did, a bunch have moved. You should talk to BoSox Siobhan.
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Chris Cooley Forced To Talk To NFL Shrink For Accidental Penis-Showing Incident
    The reason the interivew took so long was because Cooley kept asking the female psychiatrist what she was wearing.
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    05/01/09

    @RightSaidFredMiller: also, he gets the WHOLE hour, right?*


    *psychiatrists pull that 50-minute hour crap. What a racket!

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