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    How Can You Miss Chuck Long If He Won't Go Away?
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    07/09/09

    In reply to How Can You Miss Chuck Long If He Won't Go Away?
    "As long as Chuck shows up every day, he still gets paid." Chuck also works at Play Now. He has George Costanza's old job.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    07/09/09

    Read the ENTIRE post? Where do you think I went to school, Kent State?
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/09/09

    In reply to How Can You Miss Chuck Long If He Won't Go Away?
    The chancellor has spent the last few days introducing Long to mentally unstable potential mistresses.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/09/09

    In reply to How Can You Miss Chuck Long If He Won't Go Away?
    How is someone named Chuck Long not the Raiders Offensive Coordinator?
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    07/09/09

    @David Hume: if only Al Davis were alive to hire him...
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/09/09

    In reply to How Can You Miss Chuck Long If He Won't Go Away?
    Chuck Long, who is getting paid $715,000 a year to not coach San Diego State, or the consultant getting $125 an hour to figure out how to get rid of him?

    When Mike Price was at Alabama, they combined these two to create a new position:

    The Consultant of Twat
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    07/09/09

    In reply to How Can You Miss Chuck Long If He Won't Go Away?
    Chuck Long, the world's first professional Minesweeper player.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    07/09/09

    In reply to How Can You Miss Chuck Long If He Won't Go Away?
    The Aztecs have always been known for great sacrifices.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    07/09/09

    In reply to How Can You Miss Chuck Long If He Won't Go Away?
    On the bright side, the labour relations manager they hired is named Bernie Cortés.
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    07/09/09

    In reply to How Can You Miss Chuck Long If He Won't Go Away?
    Are they going to make him crawl through the air duct to get to his office?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/09/09

    In reply to How Can You Miss Chuck Long If He Won't Go Away?
    the State of California spending money foolishly? You don't say.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/09/09

    Gov. Schwarzenegger, if you need Chuck Long he'll be IN HIS OFFICE.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/09/09

    In reply to How Can You Miss Chuck Long If He Won't Go Away?
    It's so crazy it just might work.

    This line was also used in the pitch meeting for According to Jim.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/09/09

    In reply to How Can You Miss Chuck Long If He Won't Go Away?
    Office Hours aka Photoshopping San Diego State's athletic director's head on some seriously depraved gay porn.
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