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    Embrace The Goodness That Will Be 'Hard Knocks: The Cincinnati Bengals'
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    04/29/09

    In reply to Embrace The Goodness That Will Be 'Hard Knocks: The Cincinnati Bengals'
    Look, here's my deal: I really hate the casual and latent homophobia that we take out on good-looking athletes. Ask the Ladies...: There's an enormous double standard (hey-o!) involved in assuming that an attractive male athlete is gay, leering at attractive female athletes, and assuming that the unattractive female athletes are gay.


    None of us knows these people. None of our chatter matters. But in its way, it's just as weak and bullying as Perez Hilton drawing cum on celebs' lips and asking for Neil Patrick Harris' partner to come forward; it's just not as loud.


    The place where we mix that casual discrimination with the creative bankruptcy of a Brady Quinn joke isn't somewhere I want to be. I agree that I shouldn't police the comments (because, really, it's not my job and these are lawless streets for the most part anyway), but it really bugs me that this is how even the educated sports fan thinks.


    (The dick joke's in the first paragraph.)

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/29/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: That comment was gay.


    /kidding

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    04/29/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: here's my deal: You are not the voice of reason, no matter how much you try to assume the position.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/29/09

    _@Rock You Like An Iracane: _____________________________

    Southern District of New York

    Bankruptcy Part

    ______________________________


    Petitioner requests relief from his financial obligations on the basis of having incurred massive debt buying assless chaps, Astroglide Warming Gel and Village People CDs for an unnamed NFL quarterback

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/29/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Exactly.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    04/29/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane:


    I completely agree with everything you just said. But agreeing to do an Aad where you're about to deep throat a hot dog leaves an athlete open to homosexual sex jokes. So does being in photos where you grab another mans crotch, or dress-up as a gay icon. I don't think that's homophobia, it's a natural progression of thought given the images.


    Or let me put it this way... If that was a taco and not a hot dog, I'm sure there would be plenty of sex jokes still to go around.


    That being said, I don't understand the new-Braylon Edwards gay jokes going around. Has he done something to indicate he's gay, or do people just assume he caught it from Brady Quinn? Either way I think that's getting into the territory you mention above.

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    04/29/09

    @HockeyMountain: No, I did not read the previous post... why do you ask?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/29/09

    In reply to Embrace The Goodness That Will Be 'Hard Knocks: The Cincinnati Bengals'
    I don't know about anyone else, but I'd rather watch a reality show about The Bangles.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/29/09

    In reply to Embrace The Goodness That Will Be 'Hard Knocks: The Cincinnati Bengals'
    The sad part about this show is everybody already knows that Andre Smith can eat 50 eggs.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    04/29/09

    In reply to Embrace The Goodness That Will Be 'Hard Knocks: The Cincinnati Bengals'
    At least 10 comments in and not one Brady Quinn joke? Are we getting older or slower?
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/29/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: RYLAI is going to ban your ass so fucking hard.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    04/29/09

    @ArkansasFred: I'm sorry... who? There is only one combudsman who can dethone me and I call him Iracane!
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    04/29/09

    In reply to Embrace The Goodness That Will Be 'Hard Knocks: The Cincinnati Bengals'
    And don't forget Cedric Benson!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/29/09

    In reply to Embrace The Goodness That Will Be 'Hard Knocks: The Cincinnati Bengals'
    Hardknocks: Cincinnati Bengalls


    aka


    WKRAP in Cincinnati.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/29/09

    In reply to Embrace The Goodness That Will Be 'Hard Knocks: The Cincinnati Bengals'
    Great. There hasn't been a good jailhouse show on TV since Oz left the air.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/29/09

    In reply to Embrace The Goodness That Will Be 'Hard Knocks: The Cincinnati Bengals'
    This is the best news for Cincinnati sports since the Reds signed Ken Griffey!
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    04/29/09

    In reply to Embrace The Goodness That Will Be 'Hard Knocks: The Cincinnati Bengals'
    Now, that picture? Have at it.
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    Image of Pesti-Esti Pesti-Esti
    04/29/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: Seriously! Who takes the time to make their mustard look like stitches?
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/29/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: Ooh, Rock You Like An Iracane says I'm allowed to comment on the hot dog fellating tendencies of Carson Palmer? YES!


    /You're letting the 'Iracane' in your handle get to your head, buddy.

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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    04/29/09

    @Pesti-Esti: Snitches, of course.
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