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Bernie Kosar is Broke
Bernie Kosar has proven himself to be a better quarterback than businessman. Kosar has filed for bankruptcy after bad investments have landed him in over $19 million in debt. More »
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Comment by Juancho: Also, while I don't have any inside information, as a Clevelander I can tell you this is completely unsurprising. His... 7 Responses | Other threads
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nfl
Donte' Stallworth Suspended Indefinitely
Thus spake Goodell and his vengeance was swift and terrible. You do realize Stallworth's NFL punishment will likely be worse than the one he received from the State Of Florida? [Miami Herald]
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Comment by Barry Lutz: You do realize Stallworth's NFL punishment will likely be worse than the one he received from the State Of Florida? Yeah,... 5 Responses | Other threads
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By DAULERIOComment by Chris Hanson's Axe: Is that... Donovan McNabb? 3 Responses | Other threads
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nfl
The War On Braylon Edwards' Manhood
Does Braylon Edwards care more about his image than he does about catching footballs? Because lately it seems that he's not doing a very good job of protecting either one.
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Comment by Andy Hutchins: If you make a Brady Quinn joke here, you should be banned. 19 Responses | Other threads
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nfl
Who's The Highest Paid Tight End In NFL History?
That's right. That guy. That Vin Diesel-looking dude. The one with the injury problems and the staph infection. That guy. [SI]
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By DAULERIOComment by MrRedDevil: Just when we thought that Winslow couldn't be a bigger douche, he pulls up his right sleeve. 3 Responses | Other threads
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donte' stallworth
Donte' Stallworth To Be Charged With DUI Manslaughter
The sad tale of Browns' wide receiver Donte Stallworth has reached an unsurprising end, as Miami police are set to charge him with DUI manslaughter for mowing down 59-year-old Mario Reyes. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Kid Canada: Considering that Leonard Little was suspended for life by the NFL, Stallworth is pretty fucked here. 14 Responses | Other threads
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nfl
Receiver Donte Stallworth Mows Down, Kills Miami Beach Man
Former Saint/Eagle/Patriot and current Browns wide receiver Donte Stallworth has reportedly ran over and killed a pedestrian in Miami Beach early this morning.
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By DAULERIOComment by Juancho: I guess Donte doesn't just take shitty routes on the field.* *this asshole just got a $4.5 million roster bonus yesterday.... 7 Responses | Other threads
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nfl
An Entirely New Reason To Want To Leave Cleveland
Now Browns' defensive tackle Shaun Rogers wants to be traded because Eric Mangini passed him in the training room and didn't say hello. [NFL.com]
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Comment by The Scott Mitchell Report: Uncle Leo approves of Rogers' actions. 3 Responses | Other threads
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nfl
Eric Mangini Cares Not For Your Mural of Legends
Eric Mangini wants to bring a fresh start to the Cleveland Browns franchise. And he won't have any pesky tributes to team luminaries interfering with it. More »
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By Gourmet SpudComment by Ugueth Urbina's Machete: He just wants to update the mural with some more recent Cleveland Browns greats like Bernie Kosar, Ernest Byner, Kevin... 3 Responses | Other threads
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lebron james
More Fantasy Fuel For You Cleveland Browns Supporters
Expanded version of that LeBron James State Farm ad surfaces on the Innertubes. Includes the phrase: World Champion Cleveland Browns. [Sparty And Friends]
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Comment by Shakey: LeBron, you're stupid. Next thing you know... KABLAMO! 3 Responses | Other threads
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nfl
The Browns Are Eric Mangini's Problem Now
The Cleveland Browns have come to terms with deposed Jets head coach Eric Mangini, and will formerly announce his hiring on Thursday. And Romeo Crennel may be staying around as well! More »
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Comment by formerly Chief Wahoo: Yet another ride on the "get your hopes up prior to a swift kick in the nuts" train for us... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Cowher Considering Bringing His Scowl To New York
I'd always thought that Bill Cowher looked the most natural in New York, where his scowl seems the most at home. Now, he and the Jets are talking, apparently. More »
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Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: I'm already looking forward to the backpage NY Post headlines if Cowher is hired ("Cowher-bunga!") or if he spurns the... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
He was 24-40 in four seasons as head coach of the Browns and more importantly, 0-8 against the Steelers. Which means that your next NFL head coach to win an extended vacation is Romeo Crennel. More » -
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Everybody Hates Shaun Smith
“He never shuts the f–k up,” a source told us last month, “and he acts like he has been to 25 Pro Bowls.” [PFT]
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By DAULERIOComment by twoeightnine: Man, even the equipment manager hates him. 3 Responses | Other threads
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nfl
Brady Quinn's Beautiful Face May Have Been Damaged
Rumors are flying around Cleveland about a possible altercation between Browns defensive lineman Shaun Smith and quarterback Brady Quinn. More »
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Comment by wonderlic---myballs: More masturbation fuel for Mr. Bayless. 5 Responses | Other threads
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Braylon Edwards Has Irreconcilable Differences With Cleveland Fans
In case it wasn't clear from his comments on Tuesday, Braylon Edwards would like to make it perfectly understood that he is not feeling the love from Browns fans—and he's just about had enough. More »
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Comment by Gourmet Spud: The last time I went to a restaurant in Cleveland, some guy with a weird haircut and a jacket with... 7 Responses | Other threads
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phil dawson
Maybe He Should Change His Name To Phil Dawsome
When asked how it felt to eclipse the franchise record for most field goals in a season, Phil Dawson, kicker of the 4-10 Cleveland Browns, said: "There's an old saying back in Texas that says, 'You know that white speck on top of chicken poop? It's still chicken poop.' " [Philly.com](bottom graph)
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By DAULERIOComment by PermanentInjuredReserve: Actually the white is urine. I don't mean to shit all over Dawson, but them's the facts. 3 Responses | Other threads
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Braylon Edwards May Have Worn Out His Welcome In Cleveland
Cleveland is awful and their offense hasn't scored in 16 quarters, but everyone just stay calm. You don't hear Braylon Edwards crying about it. More »
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Comment by Gourmet Spud: If he were a Garbage Pail Kid, he'd be "Wailin' Braylon". /nodding smugly 8 Responses | Other threads
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Comment by Doyle McPoyle: So the guy had a motorized couch, sofa-king what? 5 Responses | Other threads
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DUAN!
Lemme Know It's Christmas Time At All
Tonight the Philadelphia Eagles attempt to dismantle the hapless Cleveland Browns in front of a raucous crowd at Lincoln Financial Field. Stu Scott and Santa will be there to witness the carnage. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by MarkKelsosMigraine: A friend and I were trying to rank the following Dylan albums in order or greatness: Blonde on Blonde Highway 61 The Freewheelin'... 60 Responses | Other threads
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cleveland browns
Monday Night Football Fever Is Not All You'll Catch
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
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Comment by Afino: Um, 47 yards, wide right, Bills ... that kind of sounds familiar. Jesus, Rick, twist the knife some more. (not like... 8 Responses | Other threads
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live blogs
Monday Night Live Blog: Browns-Bills
Never before have so many Midwestern teams that aren't actually located in the Midwest been in one stadium at once! The disappointing Cleveland Browns and differently-but-equally disappointing Buffalo Bills will battle to the frigid death to see who's less disappointing team of all. It's going to be Korny in the booth, so please jump for the children at 8:30 p.m.
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By Matt SussmanComment by ClintonPortishead: am i the only one whose creeped out a little by that blue buffalo? 9 Responses | Other threads
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cleveland browns
Quinn's Debut Inspires A Nation, Browns Lose As Usual
With all the excitement over the big stimulus package that was the debut of Brady Quinn and the return of Kellen Winslow — turns out they're real, and they're fantastic — we all ignored the real issues: Jay Cutler and Brandon McDonald. The shy, self-effacing Broncos quarterback threw for 447 yards and three touchdowns, two of those over the mannequin-like McDonald, who also dropped two interceptions. And there you have it, folks: 34-30, Broncos; just like the old days. More »
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Comment by Doyle McPoyle: Don't worry Cleveland, you still got...uh... 8 Responses | Other threads
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cleveland browns
Drunken Redneck Browns Fan Ushers In Brady Quinn Era
These videos were taken last season, when this anonymous Browns fan — we'll call him Doyle, because he reminds me of the Dwight Yoakum stepfather character in Sling Blade — was quite comfortable with the way things were playing out in his world. But as Busted Coverage points out, now "there's a black guy in the White House, and Brady Quinn is at the helm of his Browns." And suddenly redneck drunk guy's existence makes no sense. What could he be thinking on the eve of Quinn's debut as starter? Watch him drunkenly rock out to other great soft rock hits from the '70s following the jump. More »
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brady quinn
Cleveland Browns Fans Can Finally Say That This Man Is Their Quarterback
This is a historic moment that should preempt any sports blog's standard nighttime activities. The Browns have made a bold step, which either means they are packing it up early this year or they are still hopeful that a new face behind center can inject some life into their staph-infected offense. But, yes, Brady Quinn, the most popular second-string quarterback in the country, will officially move to first-team offense beginning Thursday night against the Denver Broncos. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by rj3111: The Browns, and their fans, will soon find out that Anderson is not the problem. As a Browns fan myself,... 3 Responses | Other threads
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cleveland browns
The Curious, Somewhat Icky Kellen Winslow Case Lurches Ahead
So to bring you up to speed here, Browns tight end Kellen Winslow says that he's been disrespected by his team; Cleveland general manager Phil Savage says Winslow has a big yap and deserved to be suspended; and everyone involved is airing their grievances through the media. Meanwhile, the Browns medical staff, badly outnumbered and armed only with sterilized sponges and a few bottles of Lysol, are currently battling a formidable bacteria army in and around the team's locker room facility. And that's your Cleveland Browns recap! More »
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Comment by HugsFromHarold: Since he is a soldier I'm guessing his rank is STAPH SERGEANT. 2 Responses | Other threads
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cleveland browns
Browns Suspend Kellen Winslow For Defending His Testicles
Can a team suspend a player for defending his own nether region? It appears that's exactly what the Cleveland Browns are doing with Kellen Winslow, and excuse me if I call them on their bullshit. On Monday Cleveland suspended Winslow for one game for "unwarranted, inappropriate, and unnecessarily disparaging" remarks about the organization, as they put it. But the more one looks into want actually happened, the more the Browns' position seems indefensible. It's time to rise up and defend your hero, Browns fans. Free the Winslow Two! More »
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Comment by Knight_Of_The_Burning_River: Frankly, I don't have a joke here. I think most of us here in Cleveland have about had it with... 6 Responses | Other threads
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nfl
Kellen Winslow: Please Stop Asking About My Junk
Good news, Browns fans. Your cantankerously talented tight end Kellen Winslow is no longer suffering from a mysterious ailment that may or may not be related to his testicular area. And...he might even suit up against the Redskins. Winslow addressed the media at practice today and let them know that everything is okay — but don't keep snooping around about his man parts : More »
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By DAULERIOComment by apostles03: At least he didn't get all teste about it. 8 Responses | Other threads
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cleveland browns
Hey, Wait A Minute, Didn't Braylon Edwards Go To Michigan?
Here's Cleveland wide receiver Braylon Edwards proudly representing the school logo ... unfortunately though, it's the wrong school. We know that the Wolverines have been struggling lately, but Penn State, a Big Ten rival? That's cold, man. More »
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Comment by Athens Grease: Did not like, Eric Wright's Deion Sanders impression during his 94-yard interception return for a touchdown. I still prefer this... 4 Responses | Other threads
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cleveland browns
Giants Fear Dreaded Bone Lady Trap Game
I'll put some of the inevitable gloom-and-doom reports of the Red Sox/Rays game after it's over should the score hold up — still 5-0 Rays, Sox fans booing — but let's not forget there's also a Monday Night Football game this evening between the NFC East leading New York Giants and the still-waiting-for-Brady Quinn Cleveland Browns. The woman seen above is Cleveland's "second most famous Browns fan", Debra Darnall, who is nicknamed the Bone Lady for reasons which are hopefully obvious. Darnall has taken her love of the Cleveland Browns and latent mental illness and turned it into a positive. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Andy Hutchins: The one way that IE and Chrome beat FF for me: They got me a Florida/Georgia ticket. 12 Responses | Other threads
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No Way McCain Loses Ohio Now
In politics it's known as the Brady Quinn Bounce, and John McCain has it. Our Cleveland Browns hero made a surprise appearance at a Strongsville, Ohio Republican rally on Wednesday (along with Browns lineman Joe Thomas), where he told enthusiastic McCain-Palin supporters at the Walter F. Ehrnfelt Recreation and Senior Center that they should "support the underdog." I can feel the momentum building, can't you? Brady Quinn, John McCain and Sarah Palin, on the same stage. How great is America? More »
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Comment by Michael Bertin: Brady Quinn, John McCain and Sarah Palin, on the same stage Just one more horseman and we have ourselves an... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Is The Brady Quinn Era Officially About To Begin In Cleveland?
There is nothing official-official yet, but the rumors of Derek Anderson's demise seem to be gaining momentum. Anderson has been shaky since the beginning of the season and no longer showing the equine-like testicular fortitude that made him so immensely successful last year. Cleveland Browns' coach Romeo Crennel won't say he's benching Anderson for this week's Ohio battle with the Bengals, but did say Quinn will get "more reps in practice" this week. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Texy: The 20 posts per page stinks - but is manageable. Threading the comments is not - it would kill... 14 Responses | Other threads
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NFL Season Previews: Cleveland Browns
The NFL season has officially started, so it's time to fucking finish the impassioned season previews from various writers, bloggers, diehard fans, cooks, TV personalities, and numerous other walks of life whom consider football the only sport worth watching. Clearly, these previews will be running until, oh, the first round of the wild card playoffs based on how quickly they've been coming in. So, for the next few days, expect a lot of these. Actually, let's see how many we can get out in one day. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Rage Against The McCann: "Then there are the Colts, Titans and Jaguars" And Texans, dick. You know, the same team that beat you in... 6 Responses | Other threads
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The Feds Are After Bernie Kosar But, More Importantly, So Is His Chef
For $228,806 in unpaid taxes. For his part Kosar claims the bills got lost in the mail after his divorce from wife, Babette, led to a new address. Has any marriage to a woman named Babette not ended in divorce? We linked this in blogdome but that was before Kosar added a chef to his enemy list. Yep, Kosar is also embroiled in a feud with his business partner, Dan Heri— a former chef at the inventively named Bernie Kosar's Steakhouse. More »
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By Clay TravisComment by Seventy-Five: @Moobs: Curse you for dredging up this: /longs for zebra-print parachute pants more » | Other threads
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nfl
Brady Quinn Starts Off New Season With Training Camp Tights
It's no big deal. Lots of quarterbacks wear tights when it's 100 degrees outside. Like...yeah, there's no real good comparison here. Am I the only person who pictures Brady Quinn angrily throwing down his Ripped Fuel in the locker room and squealing, "Darn it guys, they're not tights. They're European leg warmers." More »
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By Clay TravisComment by Rainbow Bright: @Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!: That bastard probably stole them from my closet. Cause they've been missing for about a week now. more » | Other threads
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brady quinn
Brady Quinn: Bringing People Together Of All Persuasions
It's only speculation as to how many gay relationships have been started because of Brady Quinn. After all, his photo has been used to promote the M4M gay dating service for a couple of months now on Facebook pages across our great land.
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Comment by PermanentInjuredReserve: @Threat Level: Midnight: +1 to you, sir -That was him! He was lovin' it strong. more » | Other threads
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nfl draft
Your Weekend Of Name Recitation And Breathless Speculation Hath Arrived!
Yes, ESPN's draft coverage is underway, four hours before the Dolphins shock the world by picking Jake Long. Now they're saying Chris Long is going to the Rams. Let's tip all the picks hours in advance. No reason to make it so people actually watch the draft. For those who stick around, choose between your drinking game with The Internet Is For Zorn and Bleacher Report. The latter recommends Chad Johnson trade speculation for boozing, but I'm going with Jeremy Shockey and Jason Taylor. More »
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i am finished with the signing of the contract conversation
Derek Anderson Leaves Browns For Free Agency, Signs With Browns
I'm picturing the scene from Meet The Parents where a dejected Ben Stiller stands in an empty terminal and must wait his turn to board the airplane, thanks to the by-the-book airline employee who has yet to call his row. "Please step aside, sir." More »
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By sussmanComment by Dany Heatley Speedwagon: There are three ways of doing things around here. The right way, the wrong way and the ESPN way. Isn't that... more » | Other threads
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brady quinn strikes back
No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays
Brady Quinn would like to make it clear: He does not hate gay people. Responding to accusations that he hurled gay slurs at a group of men in a New Year's Eve altercation in Columbus, Ohio, Quinn said on Wednesday that, nope, it never happened. And furthermore, you know that Brokeback Mountain sequel they just shelved? Let's just say that it's back on, as long as filming occurs during the NFL offseason. More »
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By rickchandComment by Ichiro Death Glare: @Pretty Much Just Another Ice Sculpture: "Now I'm done!" /wipes "milkshake" from his lip more » | Other threads
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brady quinn and the gays
Brady Quinn Attacks His Only Fans Left
Remember that famous "Saturday Night Live" sketch, in which William Shatner famous told Trekkies to "get a life, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show?" Even though it was just a sketch, it took him years to make it up to his rabid and most loyal supporters. We suspect Brady Quinn, in a much less innocent and joking fashion, is about to go through the same thing. More »
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