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    Image of DanteCalabriasInferno DanteCalabriasInferno
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    Cue unleashing of dragon.
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    07/30/09

    @DanteCalabriasInferno:
    And the Thong Song.
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    Image of JustinSane07 JustinSane07
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    No Rodman jokes? For shame, Deadspin commenters. For shame.
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    07/30/09

    @JustinSane07: Bizarro me, is that you?
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    Until he gives acerbic, but loving relationship advice to his dowdy female friend- he's not gay.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    "...I dyed my hair blond. You know, it wasn't an attention seeker. I actually was out of the country..."

    "I went to Greece, actually. It was great until this Jason guy and his buddies got one look at my head and chased me all over the fucking place."
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    Tim Hardaway just picked Portis #1 overall in his fantasy football draft.
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    Image of ChanHoParkour ChanHoParkour
    07/30/09

    @Kid Canada: +1 insincere apology
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    Those sons of bitches are still around!?!

    -MeteorMan
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    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    The fuck's a Sisquo?
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    Steve U promoted this comment HernandezStache was starred HernandezStache was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/30/09

    @HernandezStache: Chief of the Black Hawk Sioux tribe, 1847-1853. Killed by the 3rd U.S. Cavalry at the Battle of Buffalo Run.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    I don't think there's a woman in the United States of America that would say I'm gay.

    Really? What about all the dudes you've blown? What do they have to say?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    Sorry, Clinton, but we refuse to accept you're not gay until we can see if you dyed the pubes as well.

    WHO'S WITH ME?
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    Image of Jen P Jen P
    07/30/09

    @Gourmet Spud: *raises hand*

    Sure, why not?
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    ClintonPortis(Gives)head?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    You know, he's right. I asked my blind 93-year-old grandmother, and she said, "Clinton Portis? Oh God yeah, he's all man." Then she fanned herself theatrically.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    "...and these half-shaved eyebrows? These are landing strips for the entire female population to sit on my face. They know what I'm talking about."
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    Image of Fuzzy Dunlop Fuzzy Dunlop
    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    The lady doth protest too much.

    Oh crap, I quoted Shakespeare. Does that make me gay?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/30/09

    @Fuzzy Dunlop: No, but quoting Terrence McNally would.
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    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    I won't believe him until he publicly bangs Richard Jefferson's ex-fiancee.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    07/30/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: We will also except "until he takes out Vince Carter's mother for a nice dinner and then NEVER CALLS HER AGAIN."
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    07/30/09

    In reply to Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
    "The Natural" Butch Reed sees no problem with this.
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