Thank you for cross posting the Brooklyn Decker Fleshbot article that looks exactly like the Deadspin article. I wasn't paying attention, didn't notice the NSFW warning, and clicked on FB's. Nice way to get the heart racing and blood pumping when I realized I had freaking porn up for a few seconds.Reply
ESPN would be a fool to let him leave. Nobody else has the same appeal to the coveted old-as-dirt males demographic. Mercury and Metamucil would pull their advertising dollars immediately.Reply
Can Cable/Satellite Football Conglomerates Lure Chris Berman From Bristol?
This can be a reluctant, cautious quarry, but if you pair Huntmasters' new "shiitake demiglace over filet mignon" pheromone scent with judicious use of Bowtech's "ice cubes clinking in a glass of Laphroaig 30" call, the prey can be called in close enough to ensure a clear headshot.Reply
"I don't know, I've got a friend at DirecTV from??? Louisville! He used to play for the Broncos, TOM! Then he covered the Jets, KEY! But I don't know, leaving ESPN might be a fum-bahl, WHAAAP! WHAAAP! WHAAP! If I go to the NFL Network, they might fire Stacey Dales, leaving her JACKED UP! But NOBODY...CIRCLES THE WAGONS...like Stacey Dales! But let me see, you don't think I'm going anywhere, do you? So you're ALL ON ME STAYING AT ESPN, are you? Well, I COULD...GO...ALL...THE...WAY!"Reply
If this thread can be used as a petition to make this happen, I would like nothing more than to sign in a way so prominent as to erase John Hancock form the history books.Reply
This is my wish: that Chris Berman be exiled to a frequency that neither my eyes nor my ears are capable of detecting, and that he take Sarah Palin with him.
@AzureTexan: Ship? Is this bizarro Noah's Ark? I vote for Shannon Sharpe and the peanut butter caramel batter he swishes in his mouth before studio time as well.Reply
@FavreFAIL: Bizarro Noah's Ark is also accepting Mark Schlereth, who enjoys analyzing football players who use a football to play football on a football field in a football stadium with other football players who wear football uniforms and football helmets approved by the National Football League while running football plays designed by football coaches who know football.Reply
@AzureTexan: 1. All of Congress
2. Brett Favre
3. Bud Selig
4. Ray Lewis
5. Brangelina
6. Madonna
7. Coach Bob Knight (I like him as an analyst)
8. Stu Scott
9. Skip Bayless
10. my wife's resistance to analReply
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