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Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship 01/20/10

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Other Bills head coaching candidates included Bill Cowher, Mike Shanahan, Leslie Frazier, Theo Fleury and Elizabeth Smart. Reply

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Image of Juancho Juancho 01/20/10

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...so THAT'S what the horns are for. Reply

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Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs 01/20/10

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Now that's hazing! Reply

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Image of Steve U Steve U 01/20/10

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STEVE_U OFFICIALLY ABUSED BAILEY'S AT THE NEW FIRM'S OFFICE PARTY Reply

Image of rulesboy rulesboy 01/20/10

@Steve U: Bet you didn't pass out at the table. Or break a wine glass. Or spill an entire glass of wine on your shirt. Or negotiate a $450 bottle of wine down to $400 and then celebrate like you did the partners a favor. Reply
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Image of Steve U Steve U 01/20/10

@rulesboy: True!

Sounds like a good time, though.
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Image of rulesboy rulesboy 01/20/10

@Steve U: You have no idea. And neither do I, really, since most of this was relayed via the dying culture of the oral tradition and the unfortunately thriving technology of digital photography. Reply

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Image of Phintastic Phintastic 01/20/10

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I was unofficially sexually abused by the new hand. My wife prosthesis is gonna take some getting used to. Reply

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Image of FavreFAIL FavreFAIL 01/20/10

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It appears the Comcast game writers have moved on to the more lucrative business of closed captioning. Reply

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Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz 01/20/10

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Well, according to his Wikipedia page, he was a Boy Scout. Reply

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Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe 01/20/10

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Even Steve couldn't believe it when he heard the Bills hired Chan Gailey. Reply

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Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky 01/20/10

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This is also how the Raiders initiate all of their head coaches. Reply

Image of Juancho Juancho 01/20/10

@BruschisBrewsky: don't forget the assistants.

If Al Davis is involved, legally it becomes a case of "Gross Abuse by a Corpse".
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Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead 01/20/10

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Meanwhile, a young altar boy by the name of Patrick O'Carnahan finds himself suddenly unable to win a playoff game. Reply

Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz 01/20/10

@ClintonPortishead: +1 Reply

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Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp 01/20/10

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Thanks to reader Steve for the screen grab and being deaf, I guess

"Yo-wah Wewcom!"
-Steve
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Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine 01/20/10

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I'm not seeing anything wrong here, looks like it's just a light reflecting on the screen. Reply

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