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Sean Williams Is Not Going To Pay A Lot For This Cell Phone

Sean Williams Knows How To Make An Entrance (And Exit)

Kid Canada 03/17/09

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He's a rageaholic!

He just can't live without rageahol! Reply

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus 03/17/09

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At least this cell phone store wasn't on the BC campus Reply

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Serves the Nets right for signing another player whose last name is "Williams." Reply

Dany Heatley Speedwagon 03/17/09

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He was angry after learning they no longer offer ESPN Mobile. Reply

Weed Against Speed 03/17/09

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The employees were all giggling and pointing at Sean's outdated cell phone:

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Weed Against Speed 03/17/09

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Has anyone ruled out the possibility that he was all hopped-up on Cinnabon? Reply

HockeyMountain 03/17/09

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The positive in this story:

Sean Williams set a record for "blackest man" to have ever stepped foot in Park Meadows Mall, breaking the record previously held by Mike Shannahan after a binge tanning-bed session 2 years ago.

/local humor. Reply

Hatey McLife 03/17/09

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The Nets backup probably thought that Carl Landry's shooting would spare him from having the saddest NBA story of the day.

Guess you haven't heard that Tim Duncan's cat got run over. Reply

chilltown 03/17/09

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Williams had to wait for three hours in processing at the county jail, but he was fine, as he has grown used to sitting on the bench. Reply

Doyle McPoyle 03/17/09

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Did you just call my pink Razr GAY?! Reply

ScientificMapp 03/17/09

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One time Tim Duncan was disappointed with the service at a Taco Bell and he snatched his receipt away and only gave a half-hearted 'thank you'. But he called later to apologize. Reply

Hustler of Culture 03/17/09

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Whatever, I'm just glad that he actually spells "Sean" correctly.... Reply

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But Karl Malone says, "Yes you are going to pay a lot for that cell phone, and that cost is going to be prohibitive" Jazz win. Stu-pot! Reply

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ArkansasFred 03/17/09

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The Dead Parrot skit: Remix. Reply

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ScientificMapp 02/17/09

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So I suppose it is his Almost Mater? Reply

Karlifornia 02/17/09

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Vince Carter wonders why this couldn't have waited until right before a Game 7. Reply

Hatey McLife 02/17/09

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If they were playing Syracuse he could have made it into the game. Reply

chilltown 02/17/09

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No, Fuck you, Sean Williams. You ruined Jared Dudley's senior season because you couldn't put down the ganja. Thee's a reason why he got a standing O at the Duke game and you got arrested. Karma's a bitch. Reply

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