Deadspin

  • Deadspin
  • nfl
  • mlb
Profile logout login

#sportsillustratedswimsuitedition

edit true "tagmeta=sportsillustratedswimsuitedition","tagmeta=sportsillustratedswimsuitedition", tags, front=false

Deadspin

Upload an image | Add an image URL ×
×
×
Choose a file to upload:
×
Attribute comment to:
Please enter an email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
FAQ. Include # before tag:
#iwasthere, #mediameltdowns, #duan, #tips, etc.

New York, 5:52 AM
Sun Mar 21
11 posts in the last 24 hours

Deadspin team

Tip your editors:


Editor-in-Chief:
AJ Daulerio
| Twitter

Senior Editor:
Tommy Craggs
| Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Dashiell Bennett
| Twitter
Drew Magary
| Twitter
Barry Petchesky
| Twitter

Contributors:
Ben Cohen
Jim Cooke

Editor Emeritus:
Will Leitch
| Twitter

Comments:
Comment Ninja Squadron

SUBSCRIBE TO DEADSPIN RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
919 Subscribers


more about #sportsillustratedswimsuitedition
Lies, Damned Lies, And Swimsuit Issues
Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
In Which Our Ladies Deconstruct The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
Will You Still Respect This Model In The Morning?
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition: The Lost Photographs
Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
Loading comments ... -/|\
Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed 04/20/09

In reply to Lies, Damned Lies, And Swimsuit Issues
Now hold on one second. Penthouse Forum letters aren't real? Didn't you know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with amputees?


Just give me the Clark Bar already. Reply


Image of Juancho Juancho 04/20/09

@Weed Against Speed: Clark Bar, Pittsburgh, embezzlement, FAIL. Reply

See 1 reply Hide 1 reply
Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac 04/20/09

In reply to Lies, Damned Lies, And Swimsuit Issues
Dear Mrs. Smith,


While attempting to reach second base with your daughter I felt what may or may not have been some balled up tissue. I would like to bring this to your attention as I believe it is in poor taste to mislead your viewership. Please rectify this situation ASAP.


/s/

Cleveland Frowns Reply


See 0 reply Hide 0 reply
Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs 04/20/09

In reply to Lies, Damned Lies, And Swimsuit Issues
Thank you for bringing this to our attention.It is clear that the Cleveland Frowns also have great respect for ourletters section, a vital part of our magazine that remains very popular withour readers.


/sarcasm Reply


See 0 reply Hide 0 reply
Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead 04/20/09

In reply to Lies, Damned Lies, And Swimsuit Issues
Einstein thinks that the fallout from that letter is relative. Reply

See 0 reply Hide 0 reply
Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits 02/22/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
Last!


(Ironically, of course.) Reply


See 0 reply Hide 0 reply
Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus 02/22/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
According to my scientifically research Grey Goose is fun. Reply

See 0 reply Hide 0 reply
Image of FEAST FEAST 02/22/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
Seeing Kevin Bacon playing another service role made me want to turn off Taking Chance and throw in A Few Good Men.


Taking Chance gets a C Reply


See 0 reply Hide 0 reply
Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin 02/22/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
Well one bottle of Pinot Noir later, I am back home...Auburn lost, UAB won...I am going to blow cash on line poker. woot.

I was told tonight to draft this catcher for the O's in fasnsasty baseball. watch out league!
Reply

Image of YourLittleHoodratFriend YourLittleHoodratFri... 02/22/09

@Artie Fufkin :REAL NAME: ™:


Aye, Wieters. He went first round in my keeper league free agent draft.


Good luck there. Reply


Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin 02/22/09

@YourLittleHoodratFriend: Fucking Hold Steady man.


I saw Craig sumo wrestle the lead singer of Art Brut once. America won. Reply


See 2 replies Hide 2 replies
Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead 02/22/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
Am I a bitch for expressing delight over thin mints and peanut butter cremes? Reply

Image of Shakey Shakey 02/22/09

@ClintonPortishead: Delight is the natural emotion when eating thin mints and peanut butter cremes. Reply

Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe 02/22/09

@Shakey: There's really no other reason for the Girls Scouts' existence. Reply

Image of Shakey Shakey 02/22/09

@FiveKidsDown: They're wagon towing cookie selling robot people. Reply

See 3 replies Hide 3 replies
Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar 02/22/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
Since we're back on music, what's the best rock ballad?


My vote:


(unfortunately not the original, but y'all probably know it anyway) Reply


Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar 02/22/09

@mikedrawcar: ah, the better, simpler original:

Reply

See 1 reply Hide 1 reply
Image of ACMEsalesrep ACMEsalesrep 02/22/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
All that talk about Tesla, and we missed this:


[jalopnik.com] Reply


Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar 02/22/09

@ACMEsalesrep: I saw it. Actually it's what made me think of it. Reply

See 1 reply Hide 1 reply
Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak 02/22/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
Is it request time. I'd like to hear "Feelings".




+ Watch video




Reply

See 0 reply Hide 0 reply
Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz 02/21/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
BTW, DUAN, I picked up my acoustic guitar from the shop today and I'm absolutely killing the covers in between comments. Fake Plastic Trees, Redemption Song, Two Step, Wish You Were Here: all murdered. Plus, I'm close to learning a couple Death Cab Songs and jamming to some TV on the Radio.


Any requests? I'll make it extra douchey for you. Reply


Image of MorelOrelHershiser MorelOrelHershiser 02/21/09

@Saberhagendaaz: FREEBIRD!!!! Reply

Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz 02/21/09

@MorelOrelHershiser: Considering my repertoire, it's a crime that I don't already know how to play Free Bird. I'm on it.


And no, there will be no links to any of this. Reply


Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at 02/21/09

@Saberhagendaaz: the rhythm parts of Freebird are quite simple - however, if you are looking to actually break out the solos... Reply

Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz 02/21/09

@Jerkwheat: Nah, my strat is still in storage. Plus, when I have it, I prefer to just jam solos to blues and James Brown. Reply

Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver 02/21/09

@Saberhagendaaz: Stairway, please. Reply

Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at 02/21/09

@Saberhagendaaz: I stick to rhythm always on account of my horrid skill level and my fat sausage fingers. Which reminds me that, the ol' Ovation needs a fresh set of strings. Reply

Image of MorelOrelHershiser MorelOrelHershiser 02/21/09

@Jerkwheat: I wish I had the room in my work locker* for my Esteban**. I would rock it all night long.***


* Denotes I do not have a work locker.
** Denotes I do not have a genuine Esteban gee-tar.
*** Denotes I would not rock it all night long.
Reply


Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at 02/21/09

@MorelOrelHershiser: but the Esteban is made from the finest wood! Reply

Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz 02/21/09

@Jerkwheat: I am lucky enough that I had an ex-girlfriend give me a Martin as a birthday gift (she was expecting a proposal that didn't materialize).


Also, I hear you on the fat fingers, I've got some kielbasa digits myself. That said, if you stick with rhythm to the point you can improvise the rhythm in key, the soloing isn't far behind. Dave worked for me on that, then James Brown, then jazz. Also, a run of open-mics with a blues-rock group helped. Never underestimate the powers of pre-Mike McDonald Doobie Brothers for upping your rhythm game. Reply


Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at 02/21/09

@Saberhagendaaz: yeah, I'm a good 7 years removed from the last open-mic night I did with my buddies. Playing regular is definitely what took me from god-awful to moderately awful. I try to play when I can and hope to get back into a regular habit now that I have an empty room downstairs that I can sit down and play/record in quietly. Reply

Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar 02/21/09

@Saberhagendaaz: I'd like to request "Signs" by Tesla


/jams two quarters into USB slot.... computer explo Reply


Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines 02/21/09

@mikedrawcar: Fuck that shit. You want some Tesla, ask for the good shit.

Reply

Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz 02/21/09

@mikedrawcar:


DENIED! Instead, I will be playing "To Be With You" by Mr. Big.


/actually always liked "Signs" but don't know how to play it Reply


Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines 02/21/09

@Saberhagendaaz: Mr Big is the SHIT.


Back in my first college stint (before I knew mikedrawcar, for example), we used to rock out to Mr Big quite often. Reply


Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar 02/22/09

@Pete Gaines: Mr. Big is the shit (and by the shit, I mean To Be With You was a decent song). It was actually a mainstay for serenading the sororities for a few years. Many a young man's voices were broken on that song. Reply

Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar 02/22/09

@Pete Gaines: oh, and fuck that shit indeed. Not some crappy love song. You might as well have asked for Nazareth.


/actually likes Love Song

//likes Love Hurts too Reply


See 16 replies Hide 16 replies
Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver 02/21/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
OK, DUAN: Should I be offended that the Receiveress is going to a tax preparer, being that I'm an accountant? I'm allowed to throw things at her, right? Reply

Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz 02/21/09

@White Speed Receiver: I wouldn't throw anything at her, because that could hurt your ability to get at her secret bank accounts in the divorce proceedings. Reply

Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver 02/21/09

@Saberhagendaaz: Not married, and I'd be the one with the hidden account. But maybe it'll keep her from snooping if we stay on great terms. Reply

See 2 replies Hide 2 replies
Image of chilltown chilltown 02/21/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
USD's basketball arena is named for Jenny Craig. I find that very amusing.

Also, 3 sleepers for an upset in the tourney: Siena, Creighton, and North Dakota St.
Reply

Image of Yostal Yostal 02/21/09

@chilltown: Even better, the Jenny Craig Arena is colloquially known as "The Slim Gym". Reply

Image of chilltown chilltown 02/21/09

@Yostal: That is hilarious. Please tell me you've used that in a question somehow. Reply

See 2 replies Hide 2 replies
Image of Samuel L. Bronkowitz Samuel L. Bronkowitz 02/21/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
So I watched Slumdog Millionaire tonight. Wow. It totally lived up to the hype.


I intend to watch Frost/Nixon tomorrow. Anyone seen Benny Button, Milk or The Reader? Any of them worth watching? Reply


Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz 02/21/09

@Samuel L. Bronkowitz:


Loved Frost/Nixon. Loved Milk. In that order. Reply


Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada 02/21/09

@Saberhagendaaz:


I thought Milk was super boring, personally. The only thing about Milk I liked was Josh Brolin's performance...well I guess James Franco's as well. Reply


See 2 replies Hide 2 replies
Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada 02/21/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
Mats Sundin scores the shootout winner to beat the Leafs in his return to Toronto.


Quite the banner year for Toronto sports.


Leafs - 12th in the East

Raptors - 14th in the East

Blue Jays - already irrelevant and its only Spring Training Reply


Image of Steve U Steve U 02/21/09

@Kid Canada: Hey, at least it looks like you're not going to be stuck with the Bills. Reply

Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada 02/21/09

@Steve U: @Count Antonio Alfonseca Rugen's Sixth Finger:


I actually went to the Bills-Dolphins game at the Skydome. Most boring sporting event I have ever attended in person. At least when you go to a soccer game in Toronto the entire crowd is drunk and singing all game. Reply


See 2 replies Hide 2 replies
Image of Yostal Yostal 02/21/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
Woo hoo, my hobby of informational graphic design is saving me hundreds of dollars on the wedding! Reply

Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver 02/21/09

@Yostal: Invitations or programs? The Receiveress' side gig of creating those things is going to get me an extra keg of beer or two eventually. Reply

See 1 reply Hide 1 reply
Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks 02/21/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
Just saw a headline that there's going to be an arrest in the Chandra Levy murder. Interesting. Reply

Image of Steve U Steve U 02/21/09

@Business_Socks: Have they finally figured out how one Chandra can be so Levy? Reply

See 1 reply Hide 1 reply
Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at 02/21/09

In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
and college basketball kills me once again. Reply

See 0 reply Hide 0 reply
Earlier discussions Paging in progress... Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion
 
  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Deadspin account.

Sign up here.



Edit tagpage description

Please make the text shorter.
sending changes