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New York, 5:52 AM
Sun Mar 21
11 posts in the last 24 hours


Just give me the Clark Bar already.
ReplyWhile attempting to reach second base with your daughter I felt what may or may not have been some balled up tissue. I would like to bring this to your attention as I believe it is in poor taste to mislead your viewership. Please rectify this situation ASAP.
/s/
Cleveland Frowns
/sarcasm
ReplyTaking Chance gets a C
ReplyAye, Wieters. He went first round in my keeper league free agent draft.
Good luck there.
ReplyI saw Craig sumo wrestle the lead singer of Art Brut once. America won.
ReplyMy vote:
(unfortunately not the original, but y'all probably know it anyway)
ReplyAny requests? I'll make it extra douchey for you.
ReplyAnd no, there will be no links to any of this.
Reply* Denotes I do not have a work locker.
** Denotes I do not have a genuine Esteban gee-tar.
*** Denotes I would not rock it all night long.
Also, I hear you on the fat fingers, I've got some kielbasa digits myself. That said, if you stick with rhythm to the point you can improvise the rhythm in key, the soloing isn't far behind. Dave worked for me on that, then James Brown, then jazz. Also, a run of open-mics with a blues-rock group helped. Never underestimate the powers of pre-Mike McDonald Doobie Brothers for upping your rhythm game.
Reply/jams two quarters into USB slot.... computer explo
ReplyDENIED! Instead, I will be playing "To Be With You" by Mr. Big.
/actually always liked "Signs" but don't know how to play it
ReplyBack in my first college stint (before I knew mikedrawcar, for example), we used to rock out to Mr Big quite often.
Reply/actually likes Love Song
//likes Love Hurts too
I intend to watch Frost/Nixon tomorrow. Anyone seen Benny Button, Milk or The Reader? Any of them worth watching?
ReplyI thought Milk was super boring, personally. The only thing about Milk I liked was Josh Brolin's performance...well I guess James Franco's as well.
ReplyQuite the banner year for Toronto sports.
Leafs - 12th in the East
Raptors - 14th in the East
Blue Jays - already irrelevant and its only Spring Training
I actually went to the Bills-Dolphins game at the Skydome. Most boring sporting event I have ever attended in person. At least when you go to a soccer game in Toronto the entire crowd is drunk and singing all game.
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