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    Image of J Money BS J Money BS
    06/12/09

    In reply to Cleveland's Flock Of Seagulls Scores Another Hit
    I repeatedly rewound the DVR to see the bird get conked on the back of the head, do a somersault, and then regain flight while sort of wobbly. Awesome.


    I also loved how Crisp gestured as though someone might come running in saying, "No, no, no, let's do this again..."

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/12/09

    @J Money BS: He was also under the impression that tie goes to the runner.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    06/12/09

    In reply to Cleveland's Flock Of Seagulls Scores Another Hit
    If only the birds would attack Joba instead of just bugs.
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    06/12/09

    In reply to Cleveland's Flock Of Seagulls Scores Another Hit
    If this is in Cleveland, shouldn't those birds be "lakegulls?"
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/12/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: What if they live on a bay?
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/12/09

    @ScientificMapp: in San Francisco, they're known as "gaygulls", but that's just the local nomenclature.
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Cleveland's Flock Of Seagulls Scores Another Hit
    "If the Indians sign a grizzly bear to play left field"


    With his signing bonus, he'll buy himself a big Yellow House.

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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    06/12/09

    In reply to Cleveland's Flock Of Seagulls Scores Another Hit
    Don't show this to Lebron. He might run. Run so far away. From Cleveland.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    06/12/09

    In reply to Cleveland's Flock Of Seagulls Scores Another Hit
    This is nothing. The Mets have a flock of crackheads in the visitors' on-deck circle. They ask for change and sing a capella gospel songs.
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    06/12/09

    In reply to Cleveland's Flock Of Seagulls Scores Another Hit
    Wedge really needs to stop watching Albert Hitchcock. Next thing you know, he might hire a crop duster with a gun to buzz the opposing batters.
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    06/12/09

    @chilltown: Psst...it's Alfred.
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    06/12/09

    @Randy the Dodge Ram: Batman's butler?
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    06/12/09

    @Randy the Dodge Ram: SHIT. That's what I get for commenting shortly after waking up.
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    06/12/09

    @Randy the Dodge Ram: And who are you, Alfred Einstein?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/12/09

    In reply to Cleveland's Flock Of Seagulls Scores Another Hit
    Meanwhile, Indians 0, Alcoholism 3,567,091
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    06/12/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: (looks at Chief Wahoo, who nods in agreement)
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Cleveland's Flock Of Seagulls Scores Another Hit
    Much respect, Dash, calling it the Jake, seeing as Dick Jacobs died this week.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/12/09

    In reply to Cleveland's Flock Of Seagulls Scores Another Hit
    So what's the seagull's natural predator?


    Hungry homeless denizens of beach towns?

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    06/12/09

    In reply to Cleveland's Flock Of Seagulls Scores Another Hit
    In an related event the Cleveland Indians traded for Randy Johnson.
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    06/12/09

    @Logobot: Aren't the birds helping the Indians? Why would they want to kill them?
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    06/12/09

    @Logobot: The Browns just signed Mr. Snuffleupagus!
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