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    The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids

    Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    Maybe they just don't want the kids to be aburden to their parents or the poor people of Maryland, and they want to make them beneficial to the public.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    This all makes more sense when you realize that their coach is Fat Bastard.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    A far superior motto than what the Duke men's basketball team came up with:


    "We Eat Dicks"


    You know, because they basketball very homosexually.

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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    Come on now, those girls don't look that impregnable.


    /Rick, Tyson said he's eat children belonging to Lennox Lewis. Praise be to Allah.

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    The Lesbo ate my baby!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    Oh Shit! The women's tourney is underway and Deadspin forgot to preview every first round game! I'm sure the Sweet Sixteen will be live blogged....
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    Hilariously, I saw the same slogan on a sign at a Beijing Howard Johnsons. I guess "Kids Eat Free" just doesn't translate very well.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    Team assistant Laura Kids declined comment.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    We Eat Kids!


    You know, for kids.

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    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    I had UConn winning this thing, but I think I'll change my bracket.


    Yea, no one will notice anyways...

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    Kids: Terp tested, NCAA approved.
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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    Actually the best way to enjoy a 7-year-old male is to pre-coat it with a combination of steak sauce and mustard seed. Sometimes even a little chili powder helps. Just make sure you remove the hair first - that can be really distracting. I'll let you all in on a little tip: The cartilage hanging off the ear and the supple skin off the ass bones are the most delectable parts. Always good to rub them with some milk before cooking.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    03/24/09

    Fuckin' upscale East coast recipes.
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    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    Is there any baby recipe out there that can make Kristi Toliver look less like a middle-aged Mexican guy?
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    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    The thought of giants lesbians and underage goats really turns my stomach.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    Plans are underway to change the team color to Soylent Green.
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