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    02/13/09

    In reply to Dear A-Rod: There's a Curly-Haired Boston Writer Who Still Loves You
    I cant wait until Big Papi is named and Mike Lupica gets so excited he forgets to take off his footy pajamas before taping the Sports Reporters.
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    02/13/09

    In reply to Dear A-Rod: There's a Curly-Haired Boston Writer Who Still Loves You
    But Dan, he's just not into you.
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    02/13/09

    In reply to Dear A-Rod: There's a Curly-Haired Boston Writer Who Still Loves You
    Dan, the luckier of the Shaughnessy twins, gets to be a fancy-pants sportswriter, while poor brother Patrick had to grow a red beard and protect the family's pot o' gold.
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    02/13/09

    In reply to Dear A-Rod: There's a Curly-Haired Boston Writer Who Still Loves You
    Having Dan Shaughnessy being the only guy on your side is like having Dustin Pedroia being your only friend in prison.
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    02/13/09

    In reply to Dear A-Rod: There's a Curly-Haired Boston Writer Who Still Loves You
    Shaughnessy said A-Rod has "somewhat taken it like a man"


    Wouldn't be the first time, amirite?

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    02/13/09

    In reply to Dear A-Rod: There's a Curly-Haired Boston Writer Who Still Loves You
    Did the conversation take place on Christmas Eve, babe? In a drunk tank?
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    02/13/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Tony Conigliaro said to me...won't see another one.
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    01/28/09

    In reply to Dan Shaughnessy Doesn't Like It When Tom Brady Cuddles
    Good story brady is a washed up bum ship him off to San Fran with the rest of the h*mo's.


    Hey look just because someone has a bleeding disorder doesn't mean they have to be forced to move to San Francisco to live with the gays.

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    01/28/09

    In reply to Dan Shaughnessy Doesn't Like It When Tom Brady Cuddles
    To keep up my manliness I only let my girl hand feed me Monster Thickburgers.
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    01/28/09

    In reply to Dan Shaughnessy Doesn't Like It When Tom Brady Cuddles
    Perhaps Brady should appease Shaughnessy by releasing a follow-up photo that shows him punching Gisele in the face in retaliation. Because girls are gross!
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    01/28/09

    In reply to Dan Shaughnessy Doesn't Like It When Tom Brady Cuddles
    Well Dan Tom doesn't like that you have the Devil's curly hair.
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    01/28/09

    In reply to Dan Shaughnessy Doesn't Like It When Tom Brady Cuddles
    Here's what Shaughnessy wrote in a handwritten letter to Brady:


    Dear Fucker


    Don't be a good neighbor anymore to her. I'll have to send you a love letter! Straight from my heart fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun fucker! You receive a love letter from me and you're fucked forever! You understand fuck? I'll send you straight to hell fucker! In dreams...I walk with you. In dreams... I talk to you. In dreams you're mine... all the time. Forever.


    XOXO


    Dan Shaughnessy

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    01/28/09

    In reply to Dan Shaughnessy Doesn't Like It When Tom Brady Cuddles
    Wait until he sees the shots of Belichik spoon feeding Corey Dillon his own brains.
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    01/28/09

    In reply to Dan Shaughnessy Doesn't Like It When Tom Brady Cuddles
    Think there's any photographic evidence of Johnny Unitas being spoon-fed?


    Hey Johnny! Johnny! Over here fella!


    *MASSIVE FLASH*


    That's a swell dame you got there!

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    01/28/09

    In reply to Dan Shaughnessy Doesn't Like It When Tom Brady Cuddles
    But was it a Lay's or a Pringle? LAY'S OR PRINGLE DAMMIT?!?
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    01/28/09

    In reply to Dan Shaughnessy Doesn't Like It When Tom Brady Cuddles
    Shaughnessy will not be satisfied until video surfaces of Brady beating the shit out of Gisele.


    That's a real man in Shaughnessy's world. Well that and hair like Ronald McDonald.

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