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    Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach

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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    TJ/

    Landon Donovan wins MLS MVP!

    /TJ

    /crickets
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    Forget the bake sale. Have the sorority girls offer a topless carwash, and then when the cars get there, they only wash the bottom half of each car.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    /TJ

    Tim Lincecum wins NL Cy Young
    Tommy Craggs' righteousness must find new target

    /TJ

    Too bad Hawkins doesn't have a shitty female kicker to blame this on.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    The way I see it, former Buffs coach and current Christian superapostle Bill McCartney can just pass the goddam donation plate. I mean, what good are the Promise Keepers if you can't extort hard cash from their undying faith in the goodness of all men?

    Also, too, Boulder's bevy of long-distance runners can donate their used nipple guards.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    Go have a bake sale, brother.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach

    In Boulder? Dibs on the brownies.
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    11/19/09

    If only CU had a mascot that could be made into delicious burgers.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    I haven't seen money woes like this in Boulder since John and Patsy Ramsey had a week to deliver $118,000.
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    11/19/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: I was thinking more along the lines of since when Lloyd and Harry began writing IOU's for lamborghini's.
    /insert Colorado, remove Boulder
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    11/19/09

    @Las Goteras: Fun fact: that whole movie was alleged to take place in Aspen and was actually filmed in BRECKENRIDGE.

    Fucking Hollywood and its game-playing shenanigans.
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    11/19/09

    @UbaldoHairRejuvenationSystem: Did you know "Rambo: First Blood Part II" was filmed in California, not in Vietnam as they would have you believe?
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    11/19/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: WHAT?! That's it. I'm dropping everything and calling my congressman this second.

    #tips
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    This raises an interesting question: Is there another college that has produced more over-hyped NFL busts than Colorado?
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    11/19/09

    @ArkansasFred: Penn State?

    Ki-Jana Carter
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    11/19/09

    @RichardDJoke: I should have phrased that better. I meant percentage wise.
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    11/19/09

    @RichardDJoke:

    Courtney Brown
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    11/19/09

    @Stev D: That gets my percentage up a little...though I must admit LaVar was a stud when he wasn't hurt.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    No Dan Hawkins post is complete unless this link is attached.

    [www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com]
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    Wait, does this mean that such NFL superstars as Tyler Polumbus, Mitch Berger and Joe Klopfenstein aren't going to have the coin to afford this?!

    The only thing funnier than this article is reading the comments of CU fans on local Colorado newspapers where they declare that Les Miles, Mike Shanahan and, I think, Jesus are all viable and logical options to be hired in Boulder to fix the program.

    /Nebraska alum
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    11/19/09

    @UbaldoHairRejuvenationSystem: Don't forget Mason Crosby! He's got tens of dollars to donate to the cause.

    EDIT: You're a husker? and you're talking shit on the Buffs NFL players? You don't exactly have anything to gloat about either [wally83.tripod.com]
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    11/19/09

    @Sex Fabregas: @UbaldoHairRejuvenationSystem:

    This is like watching two Spanish-American War vets argue over which team was better, the Cleveland Spiders or the Boston Reds.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    Well Jeremy Bloom probably has a lot of money. I mean, the guy plays two sports!
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