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    Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown

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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    02/05/09

    In reply to Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown
    Best Robert Evans story ever. Had a tear in my eye.


    He just signed a new book deal, by the way.

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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/05/09

    In reply to Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown
    I am going to miss the Jamboroo, but I won't miss having to race past the giant Nazi shark picture every week. Don't know how I would ever explain that to my co-workers if someone happened to walk by when that was on the screen...
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    02/05/09

    In reply to Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown


    If we honestly need more than this picture, Drew...


    Oh, and she's 24. She was 20 in 2006 at Torino.

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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    02/05/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: I've long admired that photo. But it still feels like I'm ogling a 12 year old.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    02/05/09

    In reply to Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown
    Waste of

    National

    Broadcasting

    Airtime
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    02/05/09

    In reply to Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown
    So anyway, the NFL offseason is here.


    Whoa, whoa, on sunday there is a little game called the PRO BOWL. Perhaps you've heard of it?

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    Image of apostles03 apostles03
    02/05/09

    In reply to Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown
    "To Be With You" by Mr. Big makes my head explode.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/05/09

    @Green Weenie: How the fuck did we make it out of the early 90's?
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    02/05/09

    In reply to Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown
    Duce Staley actually dressed like this for games.
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    02/05/09

    In reply to Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown
    Gayest Power Ballad?


    Bon Jovi's "I'll Be There For You"


    Gayest Power Ballad I give a pass to since it reminds me of middle school crushes?


    Bon Jovi's "Never Say Goodbye"


    (And I guess you cannot right a column called "Ball Deep" just after having a second kid. Maybe after the third.)

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/05/09

    @TheStarterWife: And a bout with testicular cancer.
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    Image of Donnie_Iris Donnie_Iris
    02/05/09

    @TheStarterWife:


    Where does Bon Jovi's "Bed of Roses" fall on the gay scale?

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/05/09

    @Donnie_Iris: It just gladly allowed itself to get sodomized by said scale.
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    02/05/09

    @Donnie_Iris: Mario Lopez gay.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    02/05/09

    In reply to Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown
    I'm more of a Perfect 10 man myself.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/05/09

    In reply to Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown
    Female reader Missile Envy sends in this high school dance squad poop story.


    /tears up script idea for Bring It On 5, starts over

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/05/09

    In reply to Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown
    Golf majors are the best because you can take a half-hour nap and you've only missed the groups advancing one hole.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    02/05/09

    In reply to Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown
    "gayest power ballads of all time" honorable mention?


    I Remember You - Skid Row

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    02/05/09

    In reply to Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown
    "Balls Deep, the regular Thursday column I ran in place of the Jamboroo during the offseason, will not be returning."


    /slits wrists

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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    02/05/09

    In reply to Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown

    I especially like watching LeBron James. It's like watching Adrian Peterson play running back, only no one is allowed to tackle him

    Except that Lebron plays for...you know...a good team

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    02/05/09

    In reply to Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown
    Now it will only take me 20 minutes to build up the courage to buy Penthouse but I still won't look the cashier in the eye.
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