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    Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile

    Can Anyone Make Sense Of This Darius Miles Situation?

    Everytime Darius Miles Leaves The House, He's Teaching History

    Darius Miles, Ladies And Gentlemen
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    05/15/09

    In reply to Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
    The Phish sticker on the rear bumper didn't help his case.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/15/09

    In reply to Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
    My grandfather once ordered an Impala over the phone. It came with a lush velour purple interior. He would wake up early in the morning and take my grandmother's car to work so that she had to drive for groceries in what she lovingly referred to as the "pimp car".
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    05/15/09

    @Kid Canada: The cool part was that the spedometer showed "km/hr," right?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/15/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake:


    Generally the spedometers show both. In my grandmother's case, I don't think either the mph or km/h needle ever crossed the number 30.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/15/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake:


    "rd/hhd"

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/15/09

    In reply to Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
    The secret to Tim Duncan keeping out of trouble is a 1993 Chameleon XLE.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/15/09

    @Hatey McLife: Cherokee Parks drove an Adobe, the little car made out of clay.
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    Image of Burt Reynolds is Gator Burt Reynolds is Gator
    05/15/09

    In reply to Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
    In bizarro-world, where I'm a black NBA player in my early twenties, I buy a gray 2006 Honda Accord to drive around and smoke weed in.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/15/09

    @Burt Reynolds is Gator: It worked for Strike in Clockers. The knockos left him alone.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/15/09

    In reply to Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
    Miles was under the mistaken impression that spending ten days in jail would somehow fuck up the Blazers salary cap.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/15/09

    In reply to Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
    Here is a picture of Miles' teammate Rudy Gay's car:


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    Image of The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker
    05/15/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: +2 Chittys and +2 Bangs
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/15/09

    In reply to Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
    totally killed the resale value by taking out the original tape deck. what a tool.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    05/15/09

    In reply to Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
    See these in Brooklyn all the time, often with stripes on the hoods. They. Are. Awesome.
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    Image of Gordon Gekko-Shumway Gordon Gekko-Shumway
    05/15/09

    In reply to Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
    So your saying that the full cavity search I received in the airport bathroom was probably due to me looking like a robbed Liberace?
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    05/15/09

    @Gordon Gekko-Shumway: Were your diamonds shining? It's all good.
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    Image of David Rodriguez David Rodriguez
    05/15/09

    In reply to Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
    Darius Miles needs to learn about the Constitution's 4th amendment
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/15/09

    @David Rodriguez: If you look closely at the original document you can see the following:


    *Maye not apply to perfons of Black skin.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/15/09

    In reply to Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
    Maybe I have minor brain damage, but I think that black car is pretty fucking cool.
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    Image of BigTenObsession BigTenObsession
    05/15/09

    @ScientificMapp:


    why is it always about race around here?

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/15/09

    @BigTenObsession: Look, I'm not saying I want my daughter driving around in it, but it's ok to look at.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    05/15/09

    In reply to Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
    If we've learned anything from Xzibit, inconspicuousness is a laughable notion
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    Image of Athens Grease Athens Grease
    05/15/09

    In reply to Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
    Are you suggesting that Darius Miles may suffer from lapses in judgment? Slow down there.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    05/15/09

    @Athens_Grease: Seriously. I'm still trying to digest the idea of a professional basketball player being caught with illicit drugs. It's a lot to handle.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    05/15/09

    In reply to Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
    That car is truly bringing the Zing.


    /don't even know what that means

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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    05/15/09

    In reply to Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
    We're going over the border to canada for some french fries and Gravy, sir.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/15/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: smell that rabbit?
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