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    Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks

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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    10/19/09

    In reply to Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks
    After this story came out Vickie can no longer show her face at a Connecticut Suns game. #garrettbroshuis
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    10/19/09

    In reply to Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks
    This is about as bush league as it gets.

    Mixed metaphors about genitalia? "Clueless", indeed. #garrettbroshuis
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/19/09

    In reply to Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks
    She could always skip the penis story and write some truly awful political satire so everyone appreciates the penis stories even more. #garrettbroshuis
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks
    I'm not touching this one.

    [www.theday.com]

    Seriously, even I have standards. #garrettbroshuis
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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    10/19/09

    In reply to Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks
    Someone referred to me as "clueless."

    (Raises hand) Me! Me! That was me!

    But to be fair, I was coming from a place of knowledge (working at a rival paper and living with sports staffers at said rival). And I received confirmation about the identity of the reporter.

    But then again, I'm just a commenter on a sports blog.

    I'm not here to sling arrows or toss rocks (which is why I edited this thing like three times). I just find it hilarious that she's making a big deal out of it.

    I mean, the Defenders left anyway.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/19/09

    In reply to Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks
    She also claims to have never seen "Puppetry of the Penis" but I think we all know better. #garrettbroshuis
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/19/09

    In reply to Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks
    I find myself in the uncomfortable position of writing a story pertaining to penises.

    Join the club, lady; I spent yesterday with my face in a pillow and my ass in the air while cranking out 1200 words on Hank Greenberg. #garrettbroshuis
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    Image of SavetoFavorites SavetoFavorites
    10/19/09

    In reply to Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks

    Write a story about me that details my unflagging professional demeanor in the face of demeaning obstacles-- all the while preserving my anonymity?

    Bitch, I'm-a fuck you up. #garrettbroshuis
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/19/09

    In reply to Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks
    Funny that Matt Luke, Andy Fox, Ramiro Mendoza, Mike Buddie, Mike Figga, Ricky Ledee and the rest of the Navigators from 1995 and 1996 somehow found a way to put up with me

    Wait, THE Mike Figga?

    Well now I don't know WHAT to think! #garrettbroshuis
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks
    Broshuis didn't mention me by name in his blog. He mentioned a couple of newspapers the reporter in question could have been from.

    ...

    And no, I didn't notice the other player's pornographic antics.

    ...

    Someone referred to me as "clueless."

    Wonder where they got that impression from. #garrettbroshuis
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/19/09

    In reply to Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks
    Sweet Lord above, someone reads my work? Can I put this on my resume? #garrettbroshuis
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/19/09

    In reply to Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks
    So, Garrett Broshuis is the new editor-in-chief of Deadspin? #garrettbroshuis
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    Image of apostles03 apostles03
    10/19/09

    In reply to Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks
    Later, he played his anus like a toy bugle in her general direction. #garrettbroshuis
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    10/19/09

    In reply to Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks
    She's also still furious about the time that Orel Herscheiser asked her if she had heard the Good News about the size of his python.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/19/09

    @ScientificMapp: Hey! +1 for the prior joke. #garrettbroshuis
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    10/19/09

    @David Hume: Thanks, but had to put that one back in the quiver. #garrettbroshuis
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/19/09

    In reply to Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks
    That's in addition to the fact that the comment section under his blog is filled with every off-color joke possible regarding the situation. Someone referred to me as "clueless."

    Hey Vickie, at least no one called you a slut. Am I right, candypants? #garrettbroshuis
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    10/19/09

    @Weed Against Speed: We commenters shouldn't have referred to her as "clueless" then, it's true.

    We should have waited until she removed all doubt by writing that column. #garrettbroshuis
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