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New York, 6:41 AM
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/30/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Wants To Makes It Clear That He Has Done A Lot Drugs
    @David Hume:


    Strong, intense, hints of smoke, sulfur and bitter orange. Sample appears to have a film of oil on top, leaves metallic, resinous coating on glass, and glows under black light. This Dalton is a big, full bodied vintage, indicative of terroir. Does not need additional aging, simply uncork and enjoy.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/30/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Wants To Makes It Clear That He Has Done A Lot Drugs
    Nice to see them wearing their Salmon colored bracelets to support bands suffering from Imminent Death Syndrome.
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    06/30/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Wants To Makes It Clear That He Has Done A Lot Drugs
    It's not what goes in, it's what comes out


    Darren Daulton pisses excellence.

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    06/30/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Wants To Makes It Clear That He Has Done A Lot Drugs
    "Williams" friend is "that guy" who wears the shirt of the man he is being photographed with.
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    06/30/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Wants To Makes It Clear That He Has Done A Lot Drugs
    If I told you all the drugs that I've taken, Mike, you would open that up as a can of worms (laughing)...


    ...and that's the last thing I need with all these spiders crawling on me.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/30/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Wants To Makes It Clear That He Has Done A Lot Drugs
    RotoInfo can name 103 other players in Major League Baseball alone that have done more drugs than Darren Daulton. The list comes from a trusted source to boot.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    06/30/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Wants To Makes It Clear That He Has Done A Lot Drugs
    I didn't know Daniel Alfredsson and Chris Berman were friends.
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    06/30/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: Berman calls him Daniel "My Brother, You Are Older Than Me" Alfredsson. Alfredsson doesn't get it.
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    06/30/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Wants To Makes It Clear That He Has Done A Lot Drugs
    ...there's probably no one in any sport that has taken more drugs that I have.


    What are you trying to say? That being the lead singer for Hole isn't a sport?

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/30/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Wants To Makes It Clear That He Has Done A Lot Drugs
    Ma'am, if you don't mind can you not put the milk on top of that the loaf of brea--OH FUCK YOU IN YOUR EAR DARREN DAULTON!!


    -Jim Eisenreich

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    06/30/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Wants To Makes It Clear That He Has Done A Lot Drugs
    Caretaker does not equal Manager
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    06/30/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Wants To Makes It Clear That He Has Done A Lot Drugs
    Darren Daulton must be so blurry in the photo because he was about to make a Quantum Leap.
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    06/30/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Wants To Makes It Clear That He Has Done A Lot Drugs
    And I think people still respect me.


    Apparently Dutch is still doing these drugs of which he speaks.

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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    06/30/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: He just doesn't know how many people mistake him for Mitch Williams
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    06/30/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Wants To Makes It Clear That He Has Done A Lot Drugs
    The lady underneath the Zima umbrella is probably waiting for her pie to get "a few degrees cooler".
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    03/29/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Still Delightfully Nuts
    Crack The Skye, Daulton
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    03/29/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Still Delightfully Nuts
    Darren, please confine you're batshit insane beliefs to one of the duly recognized religious orders. Try to fit in a little.
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