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    2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming

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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/18/09

    In reply to 2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming
    Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming?

    "Dude..."

    - Tom Hanks "Apollo 13"
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    11/18/09

    In reply to 2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming
    and where exactly is the so called "2pacalypse" that had everybody so terrified in the early 90s?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/18/09

    In reply to 2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming
    Will this film be one of those hipster indie darling kinds of movies that fills me with blinding rage and hatred for all scripted drama like High Fidelity?
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    11/18/09

    In reply to 2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming
    The real Darren Daulton movie released this month was The Men Who Stare at Goats.

    Seriously people, read Jon Ronson- particularly Them: Adventures with Extremists. That is some funny, scary shit.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/18/09

    In reply to 2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming
    Darren Daulton seems like the type of guy who would use a Bedazzler to affix valium and ecstasy tablets to a fringed deerskin vest, and wear the damn thing surfing.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    11/18/09

    In reply to 2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming
    That's the same title as the chapter in my autobiography that deals with impregnating my enemies' wives.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/18/09

    @Hatey McLife: Are you Rahm Emanuel?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    In reply to 2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming
    Alas, I just reached for the apple and clicked the tempting link, whereupon I noticed a few conspicuous things:

    1) It should be, "If Only They Knew," not "If They Only Knew."

    2) There are the spelling and punctuation errors typical of millenarians with keyboards.

    3) It refers to Darren Daulton Enterprises. Does this mean he has more than one spaceship?

    Conclusion: Daulton's eschatology is everybody else's scatology . . . unless of course his prophecies come true, in which case I want a seat on his prime spaceship, "The Catcher in the Right."
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    11/18/09

    @AzureTexan: "2) There are the spelling and punctuation errors typical of millenarians with keyboards."

    It's The Book of Basketball?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    @Pedro Cuatro Cinco: That, or "Goin' Rogue."
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    11/18/09

    In reply to 2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming
    And now we play the waiting game.
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    11/18/09

    @Hatey McLife: Hey Darren:

    [www.calendardate.com]

    WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    11/18/09

    Ah, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!
     Reply
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/18/09

    In reply to 2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming
    My favorite part in the previews is when Cusack breathlessly states "It's not just California!" What a blatant lie.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    In reply to 2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming
    Daulton's favorite mint:

    Non Compos Mentos.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to 2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming
    This is exactly why I had Darren Daulton take my Kant final. And that's exactly why I got the university's only ever F---.
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    11/18/09

    @ArkansasFred: That actually sounds like a good time at a place that was pretty prude.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/18/09

    In reply to 2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming
    I don't wish bad things on most people, but I'm going to see this movie because I would relish the chance to watch Jon Cusack run for his life and finally die. Because of Serendipity, I missed out on a chance to see Owen Wilson kick ass in Behind Enemy Lines, and I will never forgive Cusack for that.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/18/09

    @DirkToberFest: I assume, since you are still angry, that you never actually saw Behind Enemy Lines.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/18/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Nice. I set 'em up. You knock 'em down (or knock 'em up depending on the setting).
     Reply
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/18/09

    In reply to 2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming
    Darren, it's okay. Take your meds.

    [www.nasa.gov]
     Reply
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    11/18/09

    In reply to 2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming
    Any truth to the rumor that Darren is a fixture at Roland Emmerich's legendary pool parties?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/30/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Wants To Makes It Clear That He Has Done A Lot Drugs
    @David Hume:


    Strong, intense, hints of smoke, sulfur and bitter orange. Sample appears to have a film of oil on top, leaves metallic, resinous coating on glass, and glows under black light. This Dalton is a big, full bodied vintage, indicative of terroir. Does not need additional aging, simply uncork and enjoy.

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