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New York, 4:21 PM
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    Book Excerpts That Might Suck: 'Straw, Finding My Way'
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/03/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: 'Straw, Finding My Way'
    Wow, a Major League Baseball player banged a woman he just met. Also, one time David Cone signed a restaurant bill WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT IT!
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/03/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: 'Straw, Finding My Way'
    I thought Keith Hernandez was a cool guy. Then he asked me to help him move. Help him move? That's a big step in a male relationship. But whatever, I really wanted us to be friends. Then, just as we're about to take the team photo during spring training, he asks me to drive him to the airport! So I punched him in his fucking mustachioed face.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/03/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: 'Straw, Finding My Way'
    He admitted he was wrong and everything. I think that should be enough for everybody.


    [A-Rod takes sips of water, pauses for 20 seconds...]


    "Thanks, Straw."

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    03/03/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: 'Straw, Finding My Way'
    I think that should be enough for everybody


    And then 1 AM hits, and you realize these strippers are frickin' vacuum cleaners, and your boy doesn't answer his pager after 1:30, and FUCK! Who's sober enough to drive to Brooklyn?

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/03/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: 'Straw, Finding My Way'
    I have a feeling this certain book is going to blow a lot more than it sucks.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    03/03/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: 'Straw, Finding My Way'
    I predict that this will be the most critically acclaimed book put out about a fruit since The Grapes of Wrath.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/03/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: 'Straw, Finding My Way'
    I'd started drinking with some of the boys in my rookie year


    Darryl's sons were 3 and 5 at the time.

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    03/03/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: 'Straw, Finding My Way'
    Darryl Strawbery: The Straw That Made Reasonable and Well Thought Out Points.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    03/03/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: 'Straw, Finding My Way'
    I was drinking to try to feel happy about myself for a few hours, drinking to forget about my frustrations


    Wait, you're not supposed to do that? Oh, shit.

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/03/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: 'Straw, Finding My Way'
    You might as well just call this book Enabler because my plans for tonight have wildly changed.
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