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    Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason
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    02/25/09

    In reply to Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason
    Where's Sussman with the Huel Perkins text messaging bit?
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    02/25/09

    In reply to Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason
    He enters campaign rallies to the tune of "The Final Countdown,"


    A much better song choice than his opponent, who uses "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/25/09

    @Weed Against Speed: What about "Wang, Dang, Sweet Poontang?"
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    02/25/09

    In reply to Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason
    There are no iron gates dividing me from the people I live with and the community I live in


    No, but there are iron bars on all the windows.

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    02/25/09

    In reply to Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason
    The only other famous Bing was an alcoholic who beat his kids, so I don't see this going well.
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    02/25/09

    @André Roussimoff: You sassin' me, boy? I'll take off my beat and put the smackdown on ya!
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    02/25/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: *"belt," not "beat." Damn lack of an "Edit" button....
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/25/09

    In reply to Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason
    He watched Mad Max one too many times and now wants to be a leader in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
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    02/25/09

    In reply to Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason
    First items of business as mayor:


    1. Build RoboCop.

    2. Lay off police force.

    3. Brag about budget surplus.

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/25/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: They'll fix you. They fix everything.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02/25/09

    In reply to Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason
    He enters campaign rallies to the tune of "The Final Countdown."


    And he says the decline of the city's manufacturing core is all just one big illusion.

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    02/25/09

    In reply to Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason
    Despite all of his previous successes, winning this election would certainly be the cherry on top for Bing.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/25/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Now you're just Bing silly.
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    02/25/09

    In reply to Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason
    Michael Jordan thinks Kwame should be the #1 pick. That's ok by me.
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    02/25/09

    In reply to Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason
    "Ned... Ryerson. 'Needlenose Ned'? 'Ned the Head'? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing!"
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    02/25/09

    In reply to Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason
    Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason


    He wants to show off by being the only person there with a job.

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    02/25/09

    @Athens_Grease: +1
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    02/25/09

    In reply to Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason
    Shaq would love to be mayor of Phoenix but only if he can communicate with the city council solely through Twitter.
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