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    The Math Of Kahn: Ricky Rubio's Deal In Spain Could Work Out For Timberwolves

    The Sports Fella's Dream Is Dead
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    09/01/09

    In reply to The Math Of Kahn: Ricky Rubio's Deal In Spain Could Work Out For Timberwolves
    Sorry to be serious about this but I have to ask:

    At what point does the the whole "I've gotta play at the highest level" thing just not hold water. I have spent time in Barcelona and Minneapolis. I can't even begin to tell you how much better life is in Barcalona. If I were Ricky Rubio, floppy haired, Spanish, and a handsome, presumably sexually active prospective miultimillionaire, do you know when I would play in the NBA?

    Never. That's right, NEVER.

    What the fuck is would the point be? Winter in Minneapolis? Maybe be traded to Memphis.... or Detroit or OKC ... Fuck. No.
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    09/02/09

    @Who Wants to Sex Pittsnogle?: I like your point a lot but I think peer recognition and just pure, giant ego for these athletes play a bigger role than you surmised. As a baller in Barcelona he will always be 2nd fiddle to even a substitute on FC Barcelona's bench. Maybe he looks to Gasol and thinks that could be a possibility one day. Serve out your mandatory sentence in a black hole like Memphis and then hop the next train out of town to a bigger city/franchise when your contract expires or a trade.
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    09/01/09

    In reply to The Math Of Kahn: Ricky Rubio's Deal In Spain Could Work Out For Timberwolves
    There was something sort of exciting about a player entering the NBA as a total mystery

    You can find this gem and more in How to Choose Your Lottery Picks by Larry Harris.
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    09/01/09

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    WWtSGD?
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    09/01/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Where will the Spanish guy develop?

    Sounds like Spain.
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    09/01/09

    In reply to The Math Of Kahn: Ricky Rubio's Deal In Spain Could Work Out For Timberwolves
    and Kahn will continue to look like a man operating from whatever manual Kevin McHale used to drive the franchise into a ditch.

    I'm hoping it's not the same one that Eddie Griffin used.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella's Dream Is Dead
    Look at those caterpillars above Kahn's eyes. He makes Martin Scorsese look like a geisha.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella's Dream Is Dead
    Here's another quote from Kahn: "We have to understand that people want to be able to touch us and we have to be willing to let them touch us."


    Kinky!

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    05/26/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella's Dream Is Dead
    Judging by that quote, Tebow is the true GM and Kahn is solely his human vessel.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella's Dream Is Dead
    But to the important part, does Rob Babcock still have his job as Assistant GM?


    If so, perhaps he would be interested in sending the Raptors Al Jefferson for this nice shiny quarter I have in my pocket.

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    05/26/09

    @Kid Canada: Of course he's still there. No one gets fired from the 600 First Avenue Country Club. But Babcock has no interest in parting with Jefferson for your quarter.


    That piece of purple and blue lint, however, has caught his attention.

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    05/26/09

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    David, kill them, kill them all. Soon I will be born anew in the river of blood. Kill!
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    05/26/09

    @Stev D: +1
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    They should put that on a plaque.


    That is disgusting.

    -Reilly

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    What Minnesota team is he going to be running? I thought Tubby Smith was in charge.
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    05/26/09

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    Once the Sports Fella calls him out, he will truly encounter the Wrath of Kahn.
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