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    And David Ortiz Has A Few Things To Get Off Of His Chest

    Why Today's Red Sox Steroids Story Is More, And Less, Important Than It Seems

    In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation

    Curt Schilling Talks To Curt Schilling About David Ortiz

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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    08/08/09

    In reply to And David Ortiz Has A Few Things To Get Off Of His Chest
    "Wait, wait, they fucking believed it? Bwhaha, you're a funny guy."
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    Image of metalmaniac metalmaniac
    08/08/09

    In reply to And David Ortiz Has A Few Things To Get Off Of His Chest
    Bullshit. Just once, I want to hear one of these guys say , "Yes, I took steroids. It wasn't a supplement, protein shake, or B-12 shot(I'm looking at you Palmeiro). And I did it for the sole purpose of trying to become a better player."
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    lukeoneil47 promoted this comment Edited by metalmaniac at 08/08/09 2:18 PM metalmaniac was starred metalmaniac was unstarred
    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    08/08/09

    @metalmaniac:
    Get him back on the steroids. This losing sucks.
    [putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com]
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    Image of KenTremendous KenTremendous
    08/01/09

    In reply to In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation
    Hi -- Fucking Retard #21984 here. For the record, I always felt like a bunch of Red Sox were steroid users. In one of many discussions about this with my friends, I once set the over under for PED users on the '04 team at 9.5 and took the over. I just found a plausible alternate explanation for the sudden power surge from a large, fat man who grew up slapping singles the other way in Minnesota; namely, that he was told to pull the ball.

    Becoming inured to the general crappiness of PED use doesn't mean that it doesn't suck when one of your guys goes down. I'd estimate the length of time I was depressed about the news was about 4 minutes. The only thing that would truly make me sad is if it came out that Gammons was using.

    Also: hi everyone!
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    Stev D promoted this comment KenTremendous was starred KenTremendous was unstarred
    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    08/01/09

    In reply to In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation
    Proof that steroids are rampant: The banner pic is a "Before" picture of Big Papi.
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    Image of The Velveteen Hammer The Velveteen Hammer
    07/31/09

    In reply to In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation
    This doesn't change a goddam thing. Yeah we had roiders. Everyone did, including your team. At least our roiders got us two rings, eat a dick, haters.
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    ClueHeywood promoted this comment The Velveteen Hammer was starred The Velveteen Hammer was unstarred
    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/31/09

    @Ryan Leif Erikkson Mobile Disco: What size is your ring?
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    Image of Liberace Liberace
    07/31/09

    @ClueHeywood: +1,000
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    Image of The Velveteen Hammer The Velveteen Hammer
    08/15/09

    @ClueHeywood: Excuse my fandom, what I meant to say was the team I root for won 2 championships and I am glad for this so ClueHeywood can choke on a dick.

    /corrected
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    07/31/09

    In reply to In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation
    Caring about steroids is facking queeyah, but caring about other people caring about steroids this hard is even worse.
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    Image of SmellTheGlove SmellTheGlove
    07/31/09

    In reply to In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation
    Did you guys expect intelligent remarks from Boston fans? It's not a big college town.
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    Rozelle’s Bagman promoted this comment SmellTheGlove was starred SmellTheGlove was unstarred
    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    07/31/09

    @SmellTheGlove: +11
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    Image of Johnny LaRue Johnny LaRue
    07/31/09

    In reply to In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation
    "Colleen McEwen of Dorchester throws up in her mouth a little* upon hearing that David Ortiz tested positive for something or other in 2003."

    (* really hate that tired expression)
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    lukeoneil47 promoted this comment Johnny LaRue was starred Johnny LaRue was unstarred
    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    07/31/09

    @Johnny LaRue:

    agreed. strike that shit from the record.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    07/31/09

    In reply to In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation
    FACK ALL A YAS! Im goin on a packie run.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    07/31/09

    In reply to In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation
    And the fact that you think you're somehow above all that is what makes you utterly insufferable.

    Well, there's that. And those fucking accents and chubby fingers.
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    Edited by Clarence Rosario at 07/31/09 11:49 AM Clarence Rosario was starred Clarence Rosario was unstarred
    Image of Pesti-Esti Pesti-Esti
    07/31/09

    In reply to In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation
    Needs more food metaphors.
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    HockeyMountain promoted this comment Pesti-Esti was starred Pesti-Esti was unstarred
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    07/31/09

    In reply to In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation
    "The kid in you wants you to hope it's not true,'' Kevin Murray, a 35-year-old from Millbury, said between bites of an Italian sausage outside the park. "Even if you knew it all along."

    Drew clearly mixed up the Boston Globe steroids story with the Confessions of a repressed homosexual article.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/31/09

    In reply to In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation
    Great. Now can everyone stop referring to him as "Big Papi" and "Papi"? He's an adult. You're an adult. Stop. It's fucking weird.
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    07/31/09

    @ArkansasFred: There's not a "no homo" grand enough to cover a region of grown men calling another man "BIG Papi."
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/31/09

    In reply to In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation
    Jason Varitek will only test positive for "handling a pitching staffabol" and "despite his anemic bat most important guy on the teamosterone".
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    Edited by dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac at 07/31/09 11:11 AM dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was starred dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was unstarred
    Image of Stev D Stev D
    07/31/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/31/09

    In reply to In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation
    who have been known to keep entire city grids powered simply with the strength of their hearts!

    Well, that explains it: this whole Ortiz steroids thing is just a glitch in the Matrix!
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