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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/06/09

    In reply to As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
    I'd like to point out that Vince Wilfork ran a 5.08 40 time at the combine, and any website that projects Rajon Rondo running a slower 40 than Vince Wilfork should be immediately shut down for excess stupidity.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/05/09

    In reply to As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
    Mike Vick can make that shot. Right-handed. Not joking.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/05/09

    In reply to As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
    Um...did I miss a memo on the tumblr references at the end of posts?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/05/09

    @The Gizmo from Pismo: Young Manhattanite is a collection of miscreants, the tumblrs are their way of telling you which one wrote this.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/05/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Oh. I never even read who writes what. I assume Dash writes everything.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    12/05/09

    In reply to As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
    I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/05/09

    In reply to Area Man Nods Approvingly at Wikipedia Entry On Suffrage
    Way to go, Babe Zaharias.
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    Edited by Clarence Rosario at 12/05/09 1:23 PM Clarence Rosario was starred Clarence Rosario was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    @Clarence Rosario: First Annika, now Babe?

    Hey, if you're gonna keep changing your go-to girl, you might as well go back to Eve, who, having taken one too many ribbings from Adam, beat the prime dude in a game of one-on-one by faking him out of his fig leaf on a crossover dribble at the Madison Square Garden of Eden.*

    *This story is apocryphal, having been found in the Nag Nag Nag Hammadi.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/05/09

    @AzureTexan: I don't know whether to be flattered or disturbed by the fact that you caught the 1 minute between my original post and my edit.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    @Clarence Rosario: Disturbingly flattered, is what I'd go with.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/05/09

    @AzureTexan: Done and done.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    In reply to Area Man Nods Approvingly at Wikipedia Entry On Suffrage
    Christopher Lowell thinks it's sweet — really really sweet — that David Stern wants to add carpet to NBA arenas.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/05/09

    In reply to Area Man Nods Approvingly at Wikipedia Entry On Suffrage
    Look, I believe women should be treated as equal, but the fact is women cannot play in the NBA. It has nothing to do with sexism, it has to do with not being able to physically compete with some of the top male athletes in the world. Even the shittiest of NBA players would be able to physically man-handle the top women players.

    Please, feminists. It won't happen. It can't happen. Focus your efforts elsewhere.

    /realizes this is directed toward one of the most hard-headed groups in the world
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/05/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: Feminists make my head hard.
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    Image of StevieFranchise StevieFranchise
    12/05/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: Tyronn Lue begs to differ.

    /Loved her in Juwanna Mann
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    Image of Christian_Okoye_Dokoye Christian_Okoye_Dokoye
    12/05/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: I think we should actually listen to Bill Simmons for once. Bring the hoops down to 9.5 or 9 feet in the WNBA and make that game exciting. Otherwise, it's all two-handed set shots and Amazonian "dunking" once every fortnight.
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    krucoff promoted this comment Christian_Okoye_Dokoye was starred Christian_Okoye_Dokoye was unstarred
    Image of Spielman Spielman
    12/05/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: Yeah, fuck them for being stupidly hard-headed, unlike men, who instead are decisive and stick to their guns.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message
    Dear Liz,

    If I actually got angry every time a man says something stupid and sexist on the internet, I would have died of a massive brain hemorrhage by now. How are you still alive to send email? #philliesfan
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    Image of SEDonaldson SEDonaldson
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message
    I would like to know why Gawker Media just called me on 11/7 at 2:05 am PST and has violated my cease and desist order not once, but twice. Therefore, I write here again for documentation: cease and desist. #philliesfan
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    BruschisBrewsky promoted this comment SEDonaldson was starred SEDonaldson was unstarred
    Image of SEDonaldson SEDonaldson
    11/07/09

    @SEDonaldson: After the heavy breathing and hangup from Deadspin at 2:05 am, I now received another call at 2:43 am, asking for me by name. I requested a callback days ago... not in the middle of the night! I'd ask if you had any manners or professionalism to handle your legal matters promptly and during sensible hours... but it's an obvious NO! #philliesfan
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    BruschisBrewsky promoted this comment SEDonaldson was starred SEDonaldson was unstarred
    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/07/09

    @SEDonaldson: Consider yourself lucky, AJ charges me $1.50 a minute for those kind of calls. #philliesfan
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    Image of Vots Vots
    11/07/09

    @SEDonaldson: If you had the embed turned off on your video, then it would've never been viewable on Deadspin.

    But, let's just say you're telling the truth. Let's just say you did in fact have embedding videos turned off. Let's just say you turned it off and didn't just think you turned it off when it fact you didn't.

    How would this be Deadspin's fault? If it was turned off, then it's not Deadspin's fault, it's YouTube's fault. Because it would mean a feature of theirs isn't working right.

    It's so dumb to go after Deadspin about this, that I can't even begin to explain how dumb it is. I would think the comments you've got about it already, would've been your first clue.

    But you should be complaining to YouTube though. This is a problem on their part not Deadspin's. Oh, and good luck getting anything more then a "we'll look into it" from a multi-billion dollar company.

    Also, your misunderstanding of the law is hilarious. Saying "cease and desist" is just destroying your reputation even more (if that's even possible).

    Also, the fact that you're actually trying to use a cease and desist, is also hilarious.

    Is this your first time turning on the internet? Did you just now enter the digital age? Did they just now bring them fancy, schmancy trees with lines attached to them, around your neighborhood? Because anything you post on a public internet site (which YouTube is), can be re-posted by sites like Deadspin. And if embedding is turned off, they can still link to it.

    There's nothing you can do about it. Well, unless you somehow you find a way to be Queen of the internets.

    Anyways, have a good day. Thought I'd try to help you and give you some insight instead of insulting you, because honestly, I'm tired of hearing about you. #philliesfan
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    Image of Jhonka Jhonka
    11/07/09

    @SEDonaldson: I Declare ... BANKRUPTCY !! #philliesfan
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    11/06/09

    In reply to The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message
    AzureTexan's message should earn him a star..if he doesn't have one already. #philliesfan
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    Image of SEDonaldson SEDonaldson
    11/06/09

    In reply to The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message
    That's it... wait and see... you are OUT OF CONTROL.... #philliesfan
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    11/06/09

    @SEDonaldson: #philliesfan
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/06/09

    @SEDonaldson: Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! #philliesfan
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    11/07/09

    @SEDonaldson: Dave Coulier, ladies and gentlemen! #philliesfan
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/06/09

    In reply to The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message
    I then noticed y'all didn't have any women on staff

    Southerners actually TYPE in Hillbilly? #philliesfan
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/07/09

    @Kid Canada: It is quite HUMOUROUS, EH?? #philliesfan
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    11/06/09

    In reply to The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message
    "Tommy, this is Zoe. I just read Barry Petchesky's Phillies Girl post... & it is the most disgusting thing I have ever read in my entire life. I seriously want a call respecting Sarah, & to tell him how fucking disgusting he is. I'm now nauseous & I can't eat lunch. Good-bye". #philliesfan
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    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment Edited by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man at 11/06/09 6:55 PM Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was starred Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was unstarred
    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/06/09

    In reply to The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message
    . I also don't appreciate you telling me that I will "regret" anything. I do not regret standing up for myself.

    Umm, if you didn't regret anything I'm thinking this wouldn't be an issue in the first place.

    Look, how many people who can't sing for shit have gained an audience like you have? Christ, stop taking yourself so seriously, lighten up about it, and enjoy your 15 seconds of (moderate) fame.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/06/09

    In reply to The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message
    I apologize to Liz. Also, did you ever notice your last name starts with Tit? #philliesfan
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