I'd like to point out that Vince Wilfork ran a 5.08 40 time at the combine, and any website that projects Rajon Rondo running a slower 40 than Vince Wilfork should be immediately shut down for excess stupidity.
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
Hey, if you're gonna keep changing your go-to girl, you might as well go back to Eve, who, having taken one too many ribbings from Adam, beat the prime dude in a game of one-on-one by faking him out of his fig leaf on a crossover dribble at the Madison Square Garden of Eden.*
*This story is apocryphal, having been found in the Nag Nag Nag Hammadi.
Look, I believe women should be treated as equal, but the fact is women cannot play in the NBA. It has nothing to do with sexism, it has to do with not being able to physically compete with some of the top male athletes in the world. Even the shittiest of NBA players would be able to physically man-handle the top women players.
Please, feminists. It won't happen. It can't happen. Focus your efforts elsewhere.
/realizes this is directed toward one of the most hard-headed groups in the world
@BruschisBrewsky: I think we should actually listen to Bill Simmons for once. Bring the hoops down to 9.5 or 9 feet in the WNBA and make that game exciting. Otherwise, it's all two-handed set shots and Amazonian "dunking" once every fortnight.
If I actually got angry every time a man says something stupid and sexist on the internet, I would have died of a massive brain hemorrhage by now. How are you still alive to send email? #philliesfan
I would like to know why Gawker Media just called me on 11/7 at 2:05 am PST and has violated my cease and desist order not once, but twice. Therefore, I write here again for documentation: cease and desist. #philliesfan
@SEDonaldson: After the heavy breathing and hangup from Deadspin at 2:05 am, I now received another call at 2:43 am, asking for me by name. I requested a callback days ago... not in the middle of the night! I'd ask if you had any manners or professionalism to handle your legal matters promptly and during sensible hours... but it's an obvious NO! #philliesfan
@SEDonaldson: If you had the embed turned off on your video, then it would've never been viewable on Deadspin.
But, let's just say you're telling the truth. Let's just say you did in fact have embedding videos turned off. Let's just say you turned it off and didn't just think you turned it off when it fact you didn't.
How would this be Deadspin's fault? If it was turned off, then it's not Deadspin's fault, it's YouTube's fault. Because it would mean a feature of theirs isn't working right.
It's so dumb to go after Deadspin about this, that I can't even begin to explain how dumb it is. I would think the comments you've got about it already, would've been your first clue.
But you should be complaining to YouTube though. This is a problem on their part not Deadspin's. Oh, and good luck getting anything more then a "we'll look into it" from a multi-billion dollar company.
Also, your misunderstanding of the law is hilarious. Saying "cease and desist" is just destroying your reputation even more (if that's even possible).
Also, the fact that you're actually trying to use a cease and desist, is also hilarious.
Is this your first time turning on the internet? Did you just now enter the digital age? Did they just now bring them fancy, schmancy trees with lines attached to them, around your neighborhood? Because anything you post on a public internet site (which YouTube is), can be re-posted by sites like Deadspin. And if embedding is turned off, they can still link to it.
There's nothing you can do about it. Well, unless you somehow you find a way to be Queen of the internets.
Anyways, have a good day. Thought I'd try to help you and give you some insight instead of insulting you, because honestly, I'm tired of hearing about you. #philliesfan
"Tommy, this is Zoe. I just read Barry Petchesky's Phillies Girl post... & it is the most disgusting thing I have ever read in my entire life. I seriously want a call respecting Sarah, & to tell him how fucking disgusting he is. I'm now nauseous & I can't eat lunch. Good-bye". #philliesfan
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. I also don't appreciate you telling me that I will "regret" anything. I do not regret standing up for myself.
Umm, if you didn't regret anything I'm thinking this wouldn't be an issue in the first place.
Look, how many people who can't sing for shit have gained an audience like you have? Christ, stop taking yourself so seriously, lighten up about it, and enjoy your 15 seconds of (moderate) fame.
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Hey, if you're gonna keep changing your go-to girl, you might as well go back to Eve, who, having taken one too many ribbings from Adam, beat the prime dude in a game of one-on-one by faking him out of his fig leaf on a crossover dribble at the Madison Square Garden of Eden.*
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Please, feminists. It won't happen. It can't happen. Focus your efforts elsewhere.
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If I actually got angry every time a man says something stupid and sexist on the internet, I would have died of a massive brain hemorrhage by now. How are you still alive to send email? #philliesfan
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But, let's just say you're telling the truth. Let's just say you did in fact have embedding videos turned off. Let's just say you turned it off and didn't just think you turned it off when it fact you didn't.
How would this be Deadspin's fault? If it was turned off, then it's not Deadspin's fault, it's YouTube's fault. Because it would mean a feature of theirs isn't working right.
It's so dumb to go after Deadspin about this, that I can't even begin to explain how dumb it is. I would think the comments you've got about it already, would've been your first clue.
But you should be complaining to YouTube though. This is a problem on their part not Deadspin's. Oh, and good luck getting anything more then a "we'll look into it" from a multi-billion dollar company.
Also, your misunderstanding of the law is hilarious. Saying "cease and desist" is just destroying your reputation even more (if that's even possible).
Also, the fact that you're actually trying to use a cease and desist, is also hilarious.
Is this your first time turning on the internet? Did you just now enter the digital age? Did they just now bring them fancy, schmancy trees with lines attached to them, around your neighborhood? Because anything you post on a public internet site (which YouTube is), can be re-posted by sites like Deadspin. And if embedding is turned off, they can still link to it.
There's nothing you can do about it. Well, unless you somehow you find a way to be Queen of the internets.
Anyways, have a good day. Thought I'd try to help you and give you some insight instead of insulting you, because honestly, I'm tired of hearing about you. #philliesfan
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Umm, if you didn't regret anything I'm thinking this wouldn't be an issue in the first place.
Look, how many people who can't sing for shit have gained an audience like you have? Christ, stop taking yourself so seriously, lighten up about it, and enjoy your 15 seconds of (moderate) fame.
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