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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    10/18/09

    In reply to David Wells Isn't Ashamed Of His Bodily Functions
    Best piece of analysis to escape from Wells this season. #mlbontbs
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    10/18/09

    In reply to David Wells Isn't Ashamed Of His Bodily Functions
    Henry Winkler has really let himself go. #mlbontbs
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    Image of SpandexEnthusiast SpandexEnthusiast
    10/18/09

    In reply to David Wells Isn't Ashamed Of His Bodily Functions
    #whimy? what's a whimy? #mlbontbs
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    Image of Barry Petchesky Barry Petchesky
    10/18/09

    @SpandexEnthusiast: It's a hashtag now, smartass. #mlbontbs
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/18/09

    In reply to David Wells Isn't Ashamed Of His Bodily Functions
    That segment was followed by The George Lopez Show, making Wells's fart the funniest thing on TBS that night. #mlbontbs
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    10/18/09

    In reply to David Wells Isn't Ashamed Of His Bodily Functions
    I'd rather listen to 5 hours of David Wells farting than what I had to endure with the Buck/McCarver duo last night.

    We get it, you like the Yankees. They're good. They have good players. Jeter is cute. A-Rod is hitting. Maybe next game you could talk about something the Angels do on the field. #mlbontbs
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/18/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: I think McCarver is unaware that Erick Aybar and Macier Izturis aren't the same guy, even though they spell and pronounce their names differently. #mlbontbs
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    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    For someone who enjoys beer, fried food, ugly facial hair and leather as much as he does, it's amazing that he hated living in Canada.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    "OZZIE Canseco, on the other hand, TOTALLY shot up with that dude," Wells went on to say.
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    Image of BigLeagueChew BigLeagueChew
    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    Thank goodness... I was afraid we were going to have to include asterisks next to all of David Wells' records
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/09/09

    @BigLeagueChew: Most Floating Cigarettes Fished Out of a Warm Beer Before Drinking: 4

    Least Amount of Vegetables Eaten in One Day: -5
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/09/09

    @BigLeagueChew: Like "Most Improved Odour" and "Player Who Travelled The Least Distance In A Day".
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    Also of note: Bob Costas has been performing Always Let Your Conscience Be Your Guide from his mustache since 1999.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    David Wells' is now claiming that Canseco tried to have sex with his back fat rolls.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    The only juice David Wells puts into his body is hot dog juice. Delicious hot dog juice.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    In turn, Canseco declined Wells's offer of a case of High Life, a rack of spare ribs, and an eight ball.
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    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    Thus sparing him the inevitable "HGH Wells" moniker.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    06/09/09

    @ringitupwiththedongtea: +1
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    06/09/09

    @ringitupwiththedongtea: The Completely Visible Man... I mean how could you miss him... he's gigantic.
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    Image of The Professor The Professor
    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    David Wells on Miller High Life: "When you drink a case, you're a drunk."
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/30/09

    @The Professor: Not to be confused with David Wells on Weed: "Duuuude, I'm soo toast. Mmmmm, toast. With butter, and marmalade, and nutella, and fluff, and blood sausage, and more toast..."
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    Don't even get Wells started about what happens if you break these chains of love.
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