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    And One To Grow On

    The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure

    Mets Dream Season Continues

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    Image of Metschick Metschick
    09/18/09

    In reply to The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure
    It's serendipitous that this is here, because this is what fueled my boxing routine this morning. All the anger I feel at this team just made me punch harder.

    And I know that like a good little sheep, I'll be back to adoring them come Feb. I just think my soul needs a little break.
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    Image of Metschick Metschick
    09/18/09

    @Metschick: and not serendipitous at all. I didn't know this was old.

    Moving on.
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    Image of Becky_MI Becky_MI
    09/02/09

    In reply to And One To Grow On
    Placido Polanco would like his helmet back, sir.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    09/02/09

    In reply to And One To Grow On
    "Man, look at the size of that baseball helmet! That thing is huuuge!"

    "It sure is, Tiny E."

    "You're the King, Tiny Elvis!"
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    09/02/09

    In reply to And One To Grow On
    Good Lord, I think Mr. Met wears a smaller helmet.
     Reply
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    Image of DirtyJersey DirtyJersey
    09/02/09

    In reply to And One To Grow On
    Steve Tasker approves.
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    twoeightnine promoted this comment DirtyJersey was starred DirtyJersey was unstarred
    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    09/02/09

    @DirtyJersey: I think you mean Mark Kelso.
     Reply
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/02/09

    In reply to And One To Grow On
    Yes...look at him.
     Reply
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/02/09

    In reply to And One To Grow On
    The Gary Busey Helmet Protector Protector - Now available with your favorite sports team's logo*!

    (*Assuming your favorite sports team is either the Mets, Raiders and Clippers)
     Reply
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    09/02/09

    In reply to And One To Grow On
    Now playing 3rd base for the Mets..Samuel Sterns.....
     Reply
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    09/02/09

    In reply to And One To Grow On
    I see Magnum is moving into a new direction. Interesting results.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    09/02/09

    @the earl of weaver:

    A two-headed boy?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/02/09

    @Gourmet Spud: +1 you sly bastard
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/02/09

    In reply to And One To Grow On
    Ok, now I'm done.

    Brady Quinn would like royalties on his catch phrase please.
     Reply
    Juancho promoted this comment MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    09/02/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I can't believe you didn't go with a "pro cap" joke. You have more restraint than I, it's too be commended.

    Also, everything Brady Quinn says is funnier if you imagine it with the word "Bro" on the end.
     Reply
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    Image of Disco Choo Disco Choo
    09/02/09

    In reply to And One To Grow On
    Jeez, when the hell is this damn Little League World Series gonna end?
     Reply
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    09/02/09

    In reply to And One To Grow On

    That helmet would look great on this guy
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/02/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: If he wears the helmet, this guy is goin' to Katmandu.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    09/02/09

    @UpstateUnderdog:

    "I am not an animal, I am a New York Met!"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/02/09

    In reply to And One To Grow On
    He looks different when not harnessed to a jungle gym.

    /he's hypoglycemic and hyperactive - he's a hyper hypo
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    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    09/02/09

    @Weed Against Speed: One time, my mom's car ran out of gas so she gave me a Snickers bar and a can of Coke; I towed the car home, seven miles. When we got home I was tired.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    09/01/09

    In reply to The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure
    /kicks lifeless Mr. Mets corpse in the crotch
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    Image of Dr. Spaceman, Esq. Dr. Spaceman, Esq.
    09/01/09

    In reply to The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure
    Do this for the Padres next! Highlights* and lowlights of the season!

    *There are no highlights.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    09/01/09

    @Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: They swept the Giants back in April!
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