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    Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
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    Image of Dieter Dieter
    11/25/08

    In reply to Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
    Can you fathom if the both teams hosted the conference championship games on the same day? How would that possibly work?


    Mortensen said that they would split the games up over Saturday and Sunday, and he's never wrong about anything.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/25/08

    @Dieter: So this really means that one will be Tuesday and one switched to a neutral site
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    Image of ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos
    11/25/08

    In reply to Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
    My wife and I have fundamentalist sex all the time.
    It lasts a half-hour, but she claims it was really only about 3 minutes.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/25/08

    @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: + 6,000 years
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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    11/25/08

    In reply to Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
    WHY HAS NO ONE COMMENTED ON HOW ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AWESOME VINCENT IS???


    I'm ashamed of everyone.

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    11/25/08

    In reply to Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
    The irony of a sexually repressed person using the stories of a sexually repressed congregation... well, it's difficult to measure. There's a lot, though. A lot.


    Next week Will might feature the plight of the one-handed to keep up in a business world that requires ties...

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    11/25/08

    In reply to Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
    Today's nice item: Former Patriots safety/special teamer JeRod Cherry is auctioning off his Super Bowl ring to benefit Foundation Rwanda


    No mention of all those 19-0 Superbowl Champion T-shirts the rest of the team sent to Rwanda?

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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    11/25/08

    In reply to Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
    What will people think

    When they hear that Will's a Ankiel freak

    What will people do when they find that its true

    Will don't really care if they label him an Ankiel freak

    There ain't no disguising the truth
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/25/08

    In reply to Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
    "The Wrestler" is one of the few things out there worth waiting for


    Like any Deadspin commenter gives a shit about professional wrestling.

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/25/08

    @Kid Canada: My friend is actually in this movie. Seriously!
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/25/08

    In reply to Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
    This post reminds me: I could really go for some raunchy, decidedly non-Christian sex right now.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/25/08

    @ArkansasFred: Ted Haggard style?
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    Image of K-Gun K-Gun
    11/25/08

    In reply to Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
    The "Christian Sex" tag is woefully underutilized.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/25/08

    @TheK-GunNeedsReloaded: Except, of course, for when Laettner and Grant Hill do it.
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    11/25/08

    In reply to Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
    I can't wait for, though? Chick-fil-A.


    Try the peppermint chocolate chip milkshake why you're there.

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/25/08

    In reply to Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
    Will, just remember that Chik-fil-A is closed on Sundays
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/25/08

    In reply to Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
    Which version of DC Talk had the album that went myrrh?
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    Image of Rob Iracane Rob Iracane
    11/25/08

    In reply to Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
    If homefield advantage is really dead, then why am I in 25th place in the Deadspin Pick'Em group using my "Home Team Wins Unless Home Team is Lions or Chiefs" strategy?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/25/08

    @Rob Iracane: Gregg Easterbrook is suing for theft of humorous notion.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    11/25/08

    In reply to Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
    I don't know, try eating chocolate cake,' he said." Yeah, easy for you to say, fella. I'm glad he emphasized eating. Might have been some confusion.


    You mean you're glad he emphasized "chocolate cake".

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/25/08

    In reply to Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes
    Will goes to more weddings than anyone I've ever heard of. What the hell is he, a caterer?
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/25/08

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Nope, wedding crasher. Every wedding he goes to has at least one sullen Midwestern woman he can talk to about Soul Asylum.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/25/08

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Amd how much he hates Sam Mendes movies. Got it.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/25/08

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: "Yeah, Runaway Train totally sums up my feelings about Obama, too."
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/25/08

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: he's like that chick in "27 Dresses"


    /I watched it with the wife

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/25/08

    @UpstateUnderdog: Or like Patrick Dempsey in "Made of Honor."


    /forced my wife to watch it with me

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