<![CDATA[Deadspin: dead dawg]]> http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: dead dawg]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/deaddawg http://deadspin.com/tag/deaddawg <![CDATA[Elijah Dukes Might Have Some Lady Issues]]> Just in time for the SHOTY Quarterfinals, our old pal Elijah Dukes is at it again. The guy just can't help himself; his fingers just tap threatening text messages as if they have a mind of their own.

Yep, someone else is asking for a restraining order against Dukes.

Reese says Dukes sent her a text message on Oct. 23 that stated she would "have to deal with the consequences" and "don't let me see you when I come home" and "it's a promise, now make your move."

On Nov. 24, according to Reese, Dukes came to her home to discuss an incident that took place in his home before their split. After that visit, she said, he has been calling her home at inappropriate times. "It's on," Dukes said during a 5 a.m. phone call, according to Reese.

We think it's possible that Elijah Dukes might have a bit of an issue with women. So we'll say this: Please, somebody tell Alyssa Milano to keep her distance. She won't be able to resist. But girl, that guy is BAD NEWS.

Dawg.

Another Injunction Sought Against Dukes [TampaBay.com]
SHOTY Elite Eight: Elijah Dukes Vs. Gilbert Arenas [Deadspin]

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<![CDATA[Elijah Dukes' Divorce Proceedings, Shockingly, Are Getting Nasty]]> As you probably might expect, the wife of "troubled" Devil Rays outfielder Elijah Dukes is filing for divorce. (This tends to happen when you send your wife's cell phones photos of guns.) She has come up with some not-really-all-that-surprising accusations.

Apparently, Dukes smokes weed every day — which, frankly, might not necessarily be a bad thing — and is doing steroids.

NiShea Dukes, testifying in divorce proceedings, accused her baseball-player husband of smoking marijuana daily and using steroids. Although steroids use remained in question at the end of the 2 1/2 -hour hearing Monday morning, Devil Rays outfielder Elijah Dukes did admit under oath that he smokes marijuana. Judge Kevin Carey ordered Dukes to take random drug tests for marijuana.

We find it amusing that Dukes is accused of using illegal drugs, having a chronic drinking problem and threatening to kill his wife ... and yet the fact that he might have used steroids is the most damning charge that could have been levied at him. You dead, dawg.

Just When You Think You Know A Guy [Winning The Turnover Battle]
Elijah Dukes Is Not Subtle About Voice Mail [Deadspin]

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