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"My Ass is on Fire" by Mr. Bungle would like to have a word with you.
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BILL PARCELLS SAYS THAT'S A JAP PLAY!
No disrespect for the Orientals...
Before I get to the two championship games this week, a very brief message to those people who were disappointed by the results of last week's divisional playoffs.
Yes.. WAAAH THESE TEAMS AREN'T MY FAVORITE AND ARENT FROM MAJOR MEDIA MARKETS!!11! Who gives a shit. Sometimes the best football teams are from a state and town you'll never have any desire to visit for any reason. Deal with it. I get that people are frustrated by bad offense(read: not good defense, but horrible passes, bad plays), and that's a legitimate complaint. But aside from that, a low scoring game isn't necessarily bad. Football is more than just touchdowns and boobs. Scary huh?
The right teams advanced; if you have more points on the scoreboard, you win. The only issue I have is teams with crappy records hosting playoff games. That seems broken to me.
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A: An erection.
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But us Canadians can still stay and bitch about American beer right? It's not like we are lying... our beer is better, says right there on the label after "alcohol content".
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I started at the top, and moved my eyes slowly down. No TP, no dingles and hardly a zit or ingrown hair.
And then I asked him if he'd found the reason the disposer kept clogging.
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Although he did miss the boat when he thought you would be "Cuckoo for Caca".
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Sorry.
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This is just advanced marketing for Drew's next book, "You Can't Spell "Potty Training" Without Trainspotting".
Out next Father's Day!
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You're the best friend
that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine
And I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
You're my best friend
No?