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    To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
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    Image of Sigerson Sigerson
    01/15/09

    In reply to To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
    Yo, dude, I know you're white and all, but you do know that "around the way girl" is about anal, right?
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    01/15/09

    In reply to To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
    "Surprise, You're Dead!" Greatest name for a song ever? Fuck and yes.

    "My Ass is on Fire" by Mr. Bungle would like to have a word with you.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    01/15/09

    @cromartie: Challenge: "Blood Puke" by Dethklok
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    01/15/09

    In reply to To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
    Seriously, this weeks Jambaroo has more dead babies than an abortion clinic.
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    01/15/09

    In reply to To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
    where is my fucking star????
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    01/15/09

    oh there@supermike5alive: oh there is is ok dur drew rights a obook. supermike rulez etc etc..
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    01/15/09

    In reply to To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
    Big Daddy Drew you should right a book!!1
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    Image of Chalkdust Chalkdust
    01/15/09

    In reply to To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
    Disappointed at the lack of Shamwow and Slapchop references..


    BILL PARCELLS SAYS THAT'S A JAP PLAY!


    No disrespect for the Orientals...


    Before I get to the two championship games this week, a very brief message to those people who were disappointed by the results of last week's divisional playoffs.


    Yes.. WAAAH THESE TEAMS AREN'T MY FAVORITE AND ARENT FROM MAJOR MEDIA MARKETS!!11! Who gives a shit. Sometimes the best football teams are from a state and town you'll never have any desire to visit for any reason. Deal with it. I get that people are frustrated by bad offense(read: not good defense, but horrible passes, bad plays), and that's a legitimate complaint. But aside from that, a low scoring game isn't necessarily bad. Football is more than just touchdowns and boobs. Scary huh?


    The right teams advanced; if you have more points on the scoreboard, you win. The only issue I have is teams with crappy records hosting playoff games. That seems broken to me.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    01/15/09

    In reply to To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
    Q: What do you get when you throw a baby down a flight of stairs?


    A: An erection.

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/15/09

    In reply to To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
    If you want to be a beer snob, leave this column and go sniff some hops like a fucking asshole.


    But us Canadians can still stay and bitch about American beer right? It's not like we are lying... our beer is better, says right there on the label after "alcohol content".

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/15/09

    In reply to To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
    "And I, ever the soothsayer, have done some crack research"


    I started at the top, and moved my eyes slowly down. No TP, no dingles and hardly a zit or ingrown hair.


    And then I asked him if he'd found the reason the disposer kept clogging.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/15/09

    In reply to To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
    How did Mike Patton know so much about my future children?


    Although he did miss the boat when he thought you would be "Cuckoo for Caca".

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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    01/15/09

    In reply to To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
    Every time Drew picks Faith No More, my inner-high-school-era-self sings with joy.
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    Image of Ricky And His Sticky Icky Ricky And His Sticky Icky
    01/15/09

    In reply to To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
    Jeez, man. Can you hear me up there on your high horse? Did it ever occur to you that Bill Simmons's football gambling column is just as satirical as your column today? I mean, he consistently admits to being an idiot. Couldn't help but feel kinda angry after reading this.


    Sorry.

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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    01/15/09

    @Ricky And His Sticky Icky: If you don't think he takes his own picks dead seriously, I don't know what to tell you.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    01/15/09

    @Ricky And His Sticky Icky: alright, roll one and relax.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/15/09

    In reply to To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
    Lotta dead babies in this week's Jamboroo.


    This is just advanced marketing for Drew's next book, "You Can't Spell "Potty Training" Without Trainspotting".


    Out next Father's Day!

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/15/09

    In reply to To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
    How did I guess the shark was gonna cheer for Duke?
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    01/15/09

    In reply to To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo
    It always bothered me that the chief bad guy in Commando (Bennett?) looks like Freddie Mercury. I couldn't get past the idea of Freddie Mercury as a hardened killer. They did get the leather-clad biker with chain mail look right, so there's that.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    01/15/09

    @Peter Cavan: I disagree. There's something really mean and vicious about somebody who sings:


    You're the best friend

    that I ever had

    I've been with you such a long time

    You're my sunshine

    And I want you to know

    That my feelings are true

    I really love you

    You're my best friend


    No?

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