Is Anderson Cooper the least likely gay celebrity? I mean from a gaydar standpoint, I was surprised to find out he was gay, moreso than any other come-out-of-the-closet-mid-celebrity figures.
The OJ murder trial was in 1995. But it's possible there was a joke in there that I didn't get. Generally writers from New York magazine are out of my depth.
A 27-year-old Chamomiles Davis realizes that several rock musicians achieved riches, fame and the adoration of millions before dying at the same age. He shrugs, then resumes taking bong hits.
/has similar epiphany about Jesus and Alexander the Great on his 33rd birthday
//shrugs, resumes masturbating
Nomar Garciaparra and Mark Grace fight over actress Lauren Holly.
And now I claim the Mark Grace Curse. Not only did he get Ryne Sandberg to retire after Grace banged his wife, but he also got Nomar to miss 141 games and drop nearly 90 points the next year on his batting average after this lovely battle for pussy. Furthermore, Kerry Wood moved into Grace's old home in Lincoln Park... and we all know what happened after that.
Do NOT fuck with Grace when it comes to chicks. And don't get anywhere near where he banged them (i.e. his bedroom). This is fair warning.
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So Scientology now includes gay sex in its ads now?
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I need to get some coffee.
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He has a thing for Europeans, eh?
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No wonder it was so hard to find the bastard!
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/has similar epiphany about Jesus and Alexander the Great on his 33rd birthday
//shrugs, resumes masturbating
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And now I claim the Mark Grace Curse. Not only did he get Ryne Sandberg to retire after Grace banged his wife, but he also got Nomar to miss 141 games and drop nearly 90 points the next year on his batting average after this lovely battle for pussy. Furthermore, Kerry Wood moved into Grace's old home in Lincoln Park... and we all know what happened after that.
Do NOT fuck with Grace when it comes to chicks. And don't get anywhere near where he banged them (i.e. his bedroom). This is fair warning.
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Now, Moe is the sweaty one of Jezebel.