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    Derrick Rose Injured In Freak Apple Peeling Incident
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    12/08/08

    In reply to Derrick Rose Injured In Freak Apple Peeling Incident
    I heard he learned how to peel apples from his Granny Smith.
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    12/08/08

    In reply to Derrick Rose Injured In Freak Apple Peeling Incident
    Doesn't Rose know that you can get free ingraving on your iPod? You don't have to use a knife.
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    12/08/08

    In reply to Derrick Rose Injured In Freak Apple Peeling Incident
    This is quite the thorny situation Rose has himself in.
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    12/08/08

    In reply to Derrick Rose Injured In Freak Apple Peeling Incident
    He should've been using an Anthony Peeler.
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    Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood
    12/08/08

    In reply to Derrick Rose Injured In Freak Apple Peeling Incident
    Who carves an apple? I've heard of cutting apples, but you need to have a (cue the Fucillo voice) HUUUUUGE-AH apple to carve the thing. Think of the things that are commonly carved:


    -Turkey

    -Ham

    -Characters in Scream


    I guess we can add Derrick Rose to the list.


    /Hey, at least he didn't nearly paralyze himself in a motorcycle accident.


    //Or kill his limo driver.

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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/08/08

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: I don't like the skin. I carve apples.
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    12/08/08

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    I was gonna get up and find the knife but then I got high

    now I'm all cut up and I know why

    cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high
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    12/08/08

    In reply to Derrick Rose Injured In Freak Apple Peeling Incident
    I blame Eve.
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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    12/08/08

    In reply to Derrick Rose Injured In Freak Apple Peeling Incident
    As the core member of such a young team, you wonder if he appreciates the gravity of this situation.
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    Image of parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme
    12/08/08

    @Phony Gwynn: An incident like this stems from recklessness.
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    Image of Hockeymom Hockeymom
    12/08/08

    @sagehenbait: I find this all very unappealing.
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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    12/08/08

    @sagehenbait: Let's hope he doesn't turn into a bad seed.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/08/08

    In reply to Derrick Rose Injured In Freak Apple Peeling Incident
    "Apple" was the name of the hooker he picked up for a weird threesome scenario. Not in the face, you bitch!
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    12/08/08

    @Doyle McPoyle: Joey Dorsey was the third. He likes to give his women a little move he calls, "The Calpari".
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/08/08

    In reply to Derrick Rose Injured In Freak Apple Peeling Incident
    After such a bad experience with a Macintosh, Rose announced that he is now a PC...
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    12/08/08

    In reply to Derrick Rose Injured In Freak Apple Peeling Incident
    More disturbing is why he was in bed with Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter in the first place.
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    12/08/08

    In reply to Derrick Rose Injured In Freak Apple Peeling Incident
    Unfortunately for Chicago, he also likes the smell of bacon in the morning.
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    12/08/08

    In reply to Derrick Rose Injured In Freak Apple Peeling Incident
    Was he wearing sweatpants at the time?
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    12/08/08

    In reply to Derrick Rose Injured In Freak Apple Peeling Incident
    ..he rolled over onto a knife he was using to carve an apple while in bed.


    Rose then slipped on a McDonald's bag while playing Guitar Hero outside an Applebee's.

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