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Britney Jordan: Great With The Rock... And Working The Pole
New York, 9:21 PM
Sun Dec 6
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Hey! Let's get Robert De Niro, but I'll do all the talking! Cool!
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Seriously, how did they rope The Roots into this?
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Best part is that The Roots already have this "I hate this cracker" face going on.
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Hello everyone!
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@Token_Tennis_Fan: Watching Jimmy Fallon's shitty first episode to see how bad it'll be.
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Kige Ramsey could come up with better programming.
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And also, who needs porn when you have the katerade tumblr?
/so completely kidding.
//I just creeped myself out a bit.
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@Saberhagendaaz: the Art Institute is a favorite of mine. I'll check how late its open. That's a pretty good idea.
I just want something where we aren't forced to make small talk the whole time and can actually DO something together. I think you learn more about a person that way, instead of hearing about what they want to do/accomplish. That all becomes white noise to me.
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There are a couple of places with batting cages in Wrigleyville, though.
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@Katni: Where in SoCal are you again? San Diego-ish?
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Of course, flying in there is interesting, given the placement of the airport.
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Thanks for nothing, jerk.
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You fought as Fat Adam's Capo. Together you defeated Gatdog and you received $25,000 for doing so.
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and you're welcome. That game is so dumb, but its so addicting.
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There's this girl in the O Zone (student section) with me. We have some mutual friends, and I thought she was pretty cute. Now, for those of you Facebook friends with me, you've seen how I dress for basketball games. Not conducive to the lady-types.
Anyway, there was a game on V-Day and we went to Taco Bell afterwards. We were kind of giving each other the eye, I Facebooked her, some flirting ensued... we ended up getting together later. Nothing groundbreaking, but it was nice to have someone there.
Anyway, we've been hanging out here and there, but I wasn't sure where she stood exactly (and, to be honest, neither was I). But I asked her to lunch earlier this week, and she said yes. So, victory or something.
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/seriously, well done
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Victory comes with shared breakfast, not lunch.
Just kidding. Good work, keep us posted.
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Hey Katni, is that you in the pic with the weiner*? If so, yowza!
/*you know what I mean
//cyberstalker.
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@CoolHwhip: I think I've been pretty judicious so far. I'm no hurry for anything, and my number one rule is "Don't be creepy." Working so far.
Plus, she's pretty hot, athletic, and loves basketball. I mean, I can't afford to screw that up, can I?
And this is me: [www.facebook.com]
So it's even more of an upset.
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/fortunate girls even talk to him
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Good work.
@Katni:
Don't worry, I'm about 3000 miles away and I follow every DUANers blog that I come across. I miss being in Cali, though, so when I read yours I pretend I'm sitting somewhere in PB and smile.
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/You have to have some serious mojo though, luck can only bring a man so far. //high five.
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On that note, anyone know some good titty bars in Madison, Wisconsin?
/I keed, I keed.
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Of course, the thing is now I'm finding most women are shallow flits.
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9 AM: At the bar
10 AM: At the bar
11 AM: Smoking a cigarette
12 AM: At the bar
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Some take longer than others.
/still waiting
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(... okay, with the machine gun too)
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Rachel Nichols is on it.
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P.S., I'll make Amarillo about an hour into the next leg.
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So earlier in the season we ran no huddle the whole game and got multiple TDs just from no one getting on defense in time to stop our QB from running straight.
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We lost to some frat 38-0 in the semis in the fall. It was pitiful.
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This playoff game is all hands on deck. Its the 5 we normally have plus people we recruited from the basketball team.
My job on the team has be relegated to rushing the QB because I'm the only person foolish enough to make diving tackles in one hand touch in a gym
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They announced a certain rule change after our game. This was as far as I've gone in being the Bill Belichick of a IM league, and I suggest you to do exactly the same.
/this one time, at band camp...
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Hey if you suck you might as well destroy stuff, no?
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Freshman year in floor hockey I ran full speed into a stair case, then got elbowed in the face requiring stitches.
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replace [] with
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It really should be an awesome flick, though.
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