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    Donte' Stallworth To Be Charged With DUI Manslaughter
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    04/01/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth To Be Charged With DUI Manslaughter
    If he'd led with his helmet, he'd be facing second degree murder charges.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    04/01/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth To Be Charged With DUI Manslaughter
    Donte' couldn't avoid the jam, but Reyes was supposed to release outside of 5 yards.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/01/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth To Be Charged With DUI Manslaughter
    Q: What's a Stallworth?


    A: A fucking lot when you're shitting in prison.

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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    04/01/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth To Be Charged With DUI Manslaughter
    Alas, poor football career! I knew it well!
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    04/01/09

    @Roto_Tudor: +1
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/01/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth To Be Charged With DUI Manslaughter
    His lawyer will try and get it knocked down to DUI Enosslaughter.
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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    04/01/09

    @Matt Sussman: If not he might need to leave the Country.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/01/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth To Be Charged With DUI Manslaughter
    Donte' is going to burn for this one.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/01/09

    @Hatey McLife: This story is not Divine nor is it Comedy!
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    04/01/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth To Be Charged With DUI Manslaughter
    And as was noted before, Stallworth was part of the NFL's voluntary substance abuse program.


    In my limited experience, I've found that most people don't normally abuse substances against their own will.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/01/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth To Be Charged With DUI Manslaughter
    probably not going to earn him any merit badges


    Listen, between the knot tying and ability to make a fire with sticks and bark, Donte is well on his way to Eagle Scout.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/01/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth To Be Charged With DUI Manslaughter
    Officer: Donte, we are officially charging you with DUI Manslaughter.


    Stallworth: ...


    Officer: April Fool's!


    Stallworth: Really?


    Officer: Yep. We're actually charging you with Second Degree Murder.


    Stallworth: Isn't that worse?


    Officer: Get in the van.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    04/01/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth To Be Charged With DUI Manslaughter
    I Know What You're Not Gonna Be Doing This Summer
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/01/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth To Be Charged With DUI Manslaughter
    Considering that Leonard Little was suspended for life by the NFL, Stallworth is pretty fucked here.
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    Image of Chris Daniel Chris Daniel
    04/01/09

    @Kid Canada:


    What are you talking about, Little was not suspended for life.

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/01/09

    @Chris Daniel: Wow.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/01/09

    @Chris Daniel:


    He wasn't? You don't say?

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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/01/09

    @Chris Daniel:
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