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New York, 9:46 AM
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    Receiver Donte Stallworth Mows Down, Kills Miami Beach Man
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    03/14/09

    In reply to Receiver Donte Stallworth Mows Down, Kills Miami Beach Man
    I guess Donte doesn't just take shitty routes on the field.*


    *this asshole just got a $4.5 million roster bonus yesterday. For 17 catches, 170 yards, and 1 TD. Phil Savage, you are a Goddamn diabolical genius.**


    **also, I'm sorry someone died because of this asshole. Very, very sorry.

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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    03/14/09

    @Juancho: Wouldn't it be smrter for the Browns just to cut Stallworth before he got that roster bonus?


    Wait, I can probably answer that myself.

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    03/14/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: If they cut him they take a massive salary cap hit.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    03/14/09

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: Right. Same with Derek Anderson.


    Again, thank you, Phil Savage.

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    Image of Gordon Gund's Blind Faith Gordon Gund's Blind Faith
    03/14/09

    @Juancho: Anderson's bonus was guarenteed, even if they cut him. And Rosenhouse didn't even negotiate that clause! Stallworth would have been an absoultely HUGE cap hit if he was cut.


    /Thanks jesus for the Cleveland Cavaliers

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    03/14/09

    @Gordon Gund's Blind Faith: As far as I understood it, you are correct- the only way they wouldn't have had to pay it is if they could have traded him before the bonus due date. Fat chance of that.


    I get up every morning and thank God for LeBron James. I am not joking about this.

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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    03/14/09

    In reply to Receiver Donte Stallworth Mows Down, Kills Miami Beach Man
    Receiver Donte Stallworth Mows Down, Kills Miami Beach Man


    Hey, due process and innocence until proven guilt, how did it feel to get trampled along with that guy on South Beach?

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    Image of BigTenObsession BigTenObsession
    03/14/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane:


    well, he did mow down and kill the guy. We jusy don't know if he did anything illegal.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    03/14/09

    @BigTenObsession: true, he's in the NFL. That's like having a license to kill. Ask Rays Lewis or Carruth, or O.J. (emeritus).
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    03/14/09

    So what you're saying is that he might not be dead yet?
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    03/14/09

    In reply to Receiver Donte Stallworth Mows Down, Kills Miami Beach Man
    That's a fantastic shirt.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    03/14/09

    In reply to Receiver Donte Stallworth Mows Down, Kills Miami Beach Man
    He'll miss 8-10 weeks of court appearances due to a torn hamstring from stepping on the accelerator.
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    03/14/09

    In reply to Receiver Donte Stallworth Mows Down, Kills Miami Beach Man
    Should have been you, Braylon.
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