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    Black Eyes, Skinned Knees, And A Pitiful Excuse For A Man
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    05/20/09

    In reply to Black Eyes, Skinned Knees, And A Pitiful Excuse For A Man
    Last night some guy on the other team dislocated his shoulder on his first swing of the game. I would have asked for a picture but I think he would have punched me. With his good arm, of course.
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Black Eyes, Skinned Knees, And A Pitiful Excuse For A Man
    Hours after that photo was taken Ludwig asked for a to-go cup because he couldn't finish that beer.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/20/09

    In reply to Black Eyes, Skinned Knees, And A Pitiful Excuse For A Man
    I suddenly got the bright idea in our Boston softball league that just wearing shorts would be fine.


    He's took the whole "Bostonians with pink sports accessories" thing to a new level.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/20/09

    @Hatey McLife: -1
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/20/09

    @Hatey McLife: Whoa, the self-foul. +1.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    05/20/09

    In reply to Black Eyes, Skinned Knees, And A Pitiful Excuse For A Man
    I suddenly got the bright idea in our Boston softball league that just wearing shorts would be fine.


    I wouldn't beat yourself up over it. Not a lot of bright ideas come from your neck of the woods.

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    05/20/09

    In reply to Black Eyes, Skinned Knees, And A Pitiful Excuse For A Man
    JUST as I'm sliding and it pegs me in the back side of my head and ricochets straight toward 3rd base and goes over the bleachers on that side of the field without ever touching the ground.


    If the ball went out of play, why were you still at 2nd?

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    05/20/09

    In reply to Black Eyes, Skinned Knees, And A Pitiful Excuse For A Man
    I missed the Doughy White Guys In Striped Polos And Hats Convention! Fuck!
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    05/20/09

    @ArkansasFred: It's actually a NAMBLA splinter group
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/20/09

    HockeyMountain: It's actually a NAMBLA plinter group


    "Whoa, Raphael, he touched you there too?"


    "Yeah, Don, he gave me pizza and told me it was part of the ninja training"

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/20/09

    In reply to Black Eyes, Skinned Knees, And A Pitiful Excuse For A Man
    Jesus Christ, Ludwig - DRINK THE DAMN BEER ALREADY!
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    05/20/09

    In reply to Black Eyes, Skinned Knees, And A Pitiful Excuse For A Man
    This Story Could Really Use A Picture


    Proper sentence structure, punctuation, and grammar probably wouldn't hurt either.

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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    05/20/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: To which I say, free colored polos to all!
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/20/09

    In reply to Black Eyes, Skinned Knees, And A Pitiful Excuse For A Man
    This feature is getting to be harder to look at every week than a Weintraub column.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    05/20/09

    @Juancho: We should rename this colum "Purple Joes."
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    05/20/09

    In reply to Black Eyes, Skinned Knees, And A Pitiful Excuse For A Man
    As a sub for my cousin's 12-inch team a few summers ago, I came across a sharp grounder off the bat of a large, black man.


    I thought these were supposed to be about softball failures.

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    05/20/09

    I stick to 16-inch now; besides, it's more fun.


    You know what? I'm just going to go ahead and take your word for it.

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