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    Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
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    12/02/08

    In reply to Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
    Just for the record, Sean Taylor died on his feet fighting to protect his infant child and his girl from thieves who had broken into his house. He sacrificed his life to save them.


    Burress fumbled a glock down his sweatpants while holding a wine glass and shot himself.


    Not. The. Same. Thing.


    Rosenhaus is a fucking twat and should be embarassed to be seen equating Taylor's tragic death with this mess.

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    12/02/08

    In reply to Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
    Actually, if you're going to have anybody go on tv... might as well be the agent. I mean do we need more Allen Iverson Moms going around and making things 10 times worse for their sons?


    Just damage control and move on. Lawrence Taylor is beloved, but man, he was crazier and more dangerous then Plaxico has ever been.

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    12/02/08

    In reply to Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
    I'm Drew Rosenhaus, and I care (about money. nothing but money. money, money, money, money.) about my clients.
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    12/02/08

    @7-8 Deville:


    He did save a life, though, didn't he?

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    12/02/08

    In reply to Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
    As a recipient of media training, myself, I say: Well done, sport.


    As a normal person, football fan, and common sense enthusiast I say: Go soak your head in kerosene, you fork-tongued nematode.

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    12/02/08

    In reply to Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
    With that sweet leather jacket on he looks eerily similar to the villian from Roadhouse. I only wish Patrick Swayze would appear, shirtless, and tear out his throat.
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    12/02/08

    @Logobot:


    I often think that most tv would be improved by a shirtless Patrick Swayze.


    This goes for a wide range of programs. I think it's especially true for Meet the Press.

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    12/02/08

    In reply to Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
    The only thing I learned from this video is that Plaxico is married. I had no idea, must have been a shotgun wedding.
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    12/02/08

    In reply to Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
    He looked kinda like Bill Murray ca. 1985 for a good chunk of that video. I half-expected him to say "What did you do, Ray?"
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    12/02/08

    @DorkimusPrime: +1 for referencing one of the most underrated lines evah!
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    12/02/08

    In reply to Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
    Drew Rosenhaus: Well, Mike. Tragedies are like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer.


    Mike Tirico: Well, you don't have to dissect if you can just tell me. Why this is supposed to be a tragedy?


    Drew Rosenhaus: Ha! It's merely a commentary on contemporary mores.


    Mike Tirico: But, what is the tragedy?


    Drew Rosenhaus: It's a slice of life.


    Mike Tirico: No it isn't.


    Drew Rosenhuas: Pun?


    Mike Tirico: I don't think so.


    Drew Rosenhaus: Vorshtein?


    Mike Tirico: That's not a word.....You have no idea how this is a tragedy, do you?

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    12/02/08

    In reply to Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
    ♪ Are you ready for some sleazebaaaallllllllll! ♪
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    12/02/08

    In reply to Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
    Rosenhaus performed a bris on Tirico last night?


    Oh. CircumLOCUTION.

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    12/02/08

    @NoPracticoBurress:

    Circumlocution: the art of driving your trainwreck in a circle.
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    12/02/08

    In reply to Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
    Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art Of Circumlocution


    At least him and Tim Tebow will have something in common, or am I thinking of something else?

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    12/02/08

    In reply to Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
    Tirico: Next answer.

    Rosenhaus: well, first of all...

    Tirico: Next. Answer.
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    12/02/08

    In reply to Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
    The fuck is a "Plex"?
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    12/02/08

    @buttons: the robot from Yo Gabba Gabba
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    12/02/08

    In reply to Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
    Did Rosenhaus borrow that black shirt and leather jacket from Leitch?
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    12/02/08

    @UpstateUnderdog: Yes, but Will stood hard against loaning him the background anchor set piece.
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    12/02/08

    @UpstateUnderdog: Nope, David Frost
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    12/02/08

    In reply to Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
    If Drew Rosenhaus's horseshit is shot on a Sony, shouldn't you watch it (and become enraged) on a Sony?
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