@the guru god of ganja: I have not watched a Cubs game all year. I just went cold turkey after the playoffs last year. You know, becuase Fuck Them. I am a much happier person. If all they are doing is making you miserable, you need to stop.
Sup bitches? I just got back from eight amazing days in Italy and Spain. Is it safe to come around these parts or do I still need to keep an eye out for meta-ironic and self-serving cyber-bitch slapping between actually like-minded strangers?
@ClintonPortishead: Oooh, you missed the part where AJ slapped down Hutchins, after Hutchins explained the new commenting system that will slap down everyone else. Except you... you're gold wit dat stahhh.
@Chris Hanson's Axe: As I've proclaimed, I'm comic gold, star be damned.
@ClintonPortishead: I've heard Barcelona is one of the coolest cities in the world. I know there's no comparison in terms of culture or architecture or anything, but does Barca compare to any US city you've visited in terms of metropolitan atmosphere?
@Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre: I made a comment while there that it seemed to me like Miami, but I've never actually been to Miami so I guess that's just a superficial comparison. The nightlife is absolutely ridiculous though, the people are very friendly, the architecture is beautiful, the metro blows US public transit out of the water and clubs stay open til 6 am.
I've been to some sweet world spots (Rio, Capetown, Hong Kong) and BCN has probably taken the cake. Couldn't have asked for a better four days.
I used to believe, in my younger and more impressionable days, that the life of a professional athlete in America is one of unmatched decadence and wonder. Exclusive parties, fast cars, big houses and beautiful women, these are the staples of such a life. The silver lining to McNair's untimely demise is that it has alerted me that the life of an athlete is not always so glamorous, as this Iranian broad being the piece of trim with which an NFL quarterback conducted an extramarital affair with underwhelms
@The Vermonster: The operative motivation is (was) his 36 years against her 20. She was not a runway model, but 16 years younger, fresh... You mean you wouldn't consider it?
@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I've seen 36-year-old men with beer guts snag women that young and twice is pretty. Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. I'm with Vermonster on this one.
@SynicVance2.0: I don't really look for ass on the Internet. I'm not like those guys; divorces are expensive and when I'm 36 I want to have more in common with my hypothetical similarly aged wife then some drunk college chick.
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@ClintonPortishead: I've heard Barcelona is one of the coolest cities in the world. I know there's no comparison in terms of culture or architecture or anything, but does Barca compare to any US city you've visited in terms of metropolitan atmosphere?
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I've been to some sweet world spots (Rio, Capetown, Hong Kong) and BCN has probably taken the cake. Couldn't have asked for a better four days.
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Only desperate losers look for ass on the internet. I would know.
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What is the least popular Thelonius Monk album, Alex?
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Katie Couric is going to need some of Simona Halep's leftovers.
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