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the guru god of ganja
07/07/09

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I am no longer a Mets fan. I revoke my fandom. Screw Bill Simmons and his guide to being a sports fan. I am picking another team.
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J-No
07/08/09

@the guru god of ganja: I have not watched a Cubs game all year. I just went cold turkey after the playoffs last year. You know, becuase Fuck Them. I am a much happier person. If all they are doing is making you miserable, you need to stop.
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ClintonPortishead
07/07/09

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Sup bitches? I just got back from eight amazing days in Italy and Spain. Is it safe to come around these parts or do I still need to keep an eye out for meta-ironic and self-serving cyber-bitch slapping between actually like-minded strangers?
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phillas
07/07/09

@ClintonPortishead: Where'd you go? I had a trip to Italy that was the best evar. Only my liver hated me afterward.
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ClintonPortishead
07/07/09

@phillas: Rome and then Barcelona. Rome was great, but Barcelona was unreal. I give it as an absolute must recommendation to everyone.
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Chris Hanson's Axe
07/07/09

@ClintonPortishead: Oooh, you missed the part where AJ slapped down Hutchins, after Hutchins explained the new commenting system that will slap down everyone else. Except you... you're gold wit dat stahhh.
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Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre
07/07/09

@Chris Hanson's Axe: As I've proclaimed, I'm comic gold, star be damned.

@ClintonPortishead: I've heard Barcelona is one of the coolest cities in the world. I know there's no comparison in terms of culture or architecture or anything, but does Barca compare to any US city you've visited in terms of metropolitan atmosphere?
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ClintonPortishead
07/07/09

@Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre: I made a comment while there that it seemed to me like Miami, but I've never actually been to Miami so I guess that's just a superficial comparison. The nightlife is absolutely ridiculous though, the people are very friendly, the architecture is beautiful, the metro blows US public transit out of the water and clubs stay open til 6 am.

I've been to some sweet world spots (Rio, Capetown, Hong Kong) and BCN has probably taken the cake. Couldn't have asked for a better four days.
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The Vermonster
07/07/09

In reply to CBS News By Brooks
I used to believe, in my younger and more impressionable days, that the life of a professional athlete in America is one of unmatched decadence and wonder. Exclusive parties, fast cars, big houses and beautiful women, these are the staples of such a life. The silver lining to McNair's untimely demise is that it has alerted me that the life of an athlete is not always so glamorous, as this Iranian broad being the piece of trim with which an NFL quarterback conducted an extramarital affair with underwhelms
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Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
07/07/09

@The Vermonster: The operative motivation is (was) his 36 years against her 20. She was not a runway model, but 16 years younger, fresh... You mean you wouldn't consider it?
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Bobby Big Wheel
07/07/09

@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I've seen 36-year-old men with beer guts snag women that young and twice is pretty. Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. I'm with Vermonster on this one.
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SynicVance2.0
07/07/09

@Bobby Big Wheel: Please tell me you're not that guy who turns down ass on the internet because the girl has a freckle.
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Bobby Big Wheel
07/08/09

@SynicVance2.0: I don't really look for ass on the Internet. I'm not like those guys; divorces are expensive and when I'm 36 I want to have more in common with my hypothetical similarly aged wife then some drunk college chick.
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SynicVance2.0
07/09/09

@Bobby Big Wheel:When I said "on the internet" I mean you say it behind a keyboard. That in real life you wouldn't turn it down.

Only desperate losers look for ass on the internet. I would know.
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MarkKelsosMigraine
07/07/09

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straight-up libel, no chaser

What is the least popular Thelonius Monk album, Alex?
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Karlifornia
07/07/09

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Katie Couric is going to need some of Simona Halep's leftovers.
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Bobby Big Wheel
07/07/09

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I always said Deadspin needs more Buster Poindexter.
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