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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/10/09

    In reply to Nationals And Pirates Combine To Make Pretty Decent Baseball Team
    I think I see a plan here ... or at least a hilarious sitcom.

    My Two Bads?
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/10/09

    In reply to Nationals And Pirates Combine To Make Pretty Decent Baseball Team
    If you take everything the Nationals and Pirates have done over the season, and condense it into one day, it looks decent!
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    07/10/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: +1 suitcase of clothes
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    07/10/09

    @Kid Canada: And what about that lardass Barclay Donaldson?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/10/09

    In reply to Nationals And Pirates Combine To Make Pretty Decent Baseball Team
    HANRAHAN! SUZANNE SUCKS PUSSY!

    I KNOW, I KNOW!

    SHE'S A LESBIAN! A LESBIAN!
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    Image of The Mighty Pigs The Mighty Pigs
    07/10/09

    @Kid Canada: +1 sheet of foil.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/10/09

    @Kid Canada: HEY HANRAHAN, YOUR WIFE'S A DYKE!
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    Image of thetaxman thetaxman
    07/10/09

    @Kid Canada: +1 Does that make him a ***?
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/10/09

    In reply to Nationals And Pirates Combine To Make Pretty Decent Baseball Team
    Whoa. There must be a twitch in the matrix.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/10/09

    In reply to Nationals And Pirates Combine To Make Pretty Decent Baseball Team
    This is not unusual. The Pirates always combine their roster with other teams during this time of year.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    04/21/09

    In reply to You Not Dead, Dawg
    $500 for a baseball player? Robert Nutting wonders how he can possibly compete with that.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    04/21/09

    In reply to You Not Dead, Dawg
    If Elijah lets the little league pay his fine and doesn't donate at least $500 to the little league then he is a scum bag.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    04/21/09

    @sir_pantsalot: Not to be nit-picky, but I think he has that title pretty well locked up
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/21/09

    In reply to You Not Dead, Dawg
    Now with extra hemlock!
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    04/21/09

    In reply to You Not Dead, Dawg
    Coincidentally, $500 is also what they paid for that Clinton Portis impersonator.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    04/21/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: Wow, Clinton PortisHead's prices have gone up.
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