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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella Reveals His Plans For The Next Great American Novel
    Would we finally learn that A.J.'s best friend is a talking pie? #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella Reveals His Plans For The Next Great American Novel
    An unauthorized biography could really boost the sales of the upcoming album, Hurdy Gurdy Man: A.J. Daulerio Comes Singing Songs of Love. #emeritus
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella Reveals His Plans For The Next Great American Novel
    Hey, I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I've read books like "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" and "Love in the Time of Cholera", and I think I've understood them. They're about girls, right? Just kidding. But I have to say my all-time favorite book is A.J. Daulerio's autobiography "Daulerio" by A.J. Daulerio. #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella Reveals His Plans For The Next Great American Novel
    The Taming of the Jew: One Man's Love Letter to Linda Cohn #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos:
    Then there's: Taming More Than a Few/The Jenna Jameson Story #emeritus
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    10/30/09

    @Durr T. Sanchez: No, that one was about AJ, too. #emeritus
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    Image of Wawa Wawa
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella Reveals His Plans For The Next Great American Novel
    Where the Wild Things Are was a success and that was 10 sentences
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    10/30/09

    @Wawa: Yeah but it had pretty pictures. AJ would only have this. #emeritus
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    10/30/09

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella Reveals His Plans For The Next Great American Novel
    Little known fact: Alice Walker got the greenlight for The Color Purple after writing her epic Terry Bradshaw biography The Top Banana from Louisiana. #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: In the same vein, Eudora Welty got the go-ahead for "The Optimist's Daughter" after penning her wildly inventive fairytale, "The Haughty Hippie From Mississippi." #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella Reveals His Plans For The Next Great American Novel
    Volume 1: Denton's Way
    Volume 2: In the Shadow of a Rocky Statue in Decay
    Volume 3: Leitch's Way
    Volume 4: Sodomy and Anal Leakage
    Volume 5: The Gerbil
    Volume 6: The Fugitive Frog Gambler
    Volume 7: An Abortion of Truth #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    @P. Escobar, Jets Fan: À la recherche du temps perdu is an oddly accurate description for this site. #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    @P. Escobar, Jets Fan: I think this is Lars Von Trier's next film. #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella Reveals His Plans For The Next Great American Novel
    Few people know that William "Lit Fella" Shakespeare got his start as a cricket columnist for the Stratford-Upon-Avon Post-Dispatch. #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    @AzureTexan: I thought he was at the Globe. #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    @bevraj of choice: . . . as you like it. #emeritus
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/30/09

    @AzureTexan: Stop being so Timon and stand up for yourself! #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I would, but frankly, I think you're making much ado about, you know, all this. #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    @AzureTexan: Indeed, such a needless... storm, the likes of which one might metaphorically place inside a teapot.
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    10/30/09

    @SavetoFavorites: If we don't stop these errors of comedy, this may go on for a tenth, eleventh or twelfth night. #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella Reveals His Plans For The Next Great American Novel
    The Smokey Tornado or: How I Learned to Stop Fidgeting and Love the Dong #emeritus
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/30/09

    @twoeightnine: "Foreskin by Nick Denton"

    I mean Foreword. #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella Reveals His Plans For The Next Great American Novel
    Justin Long just wet his pants at the thought of a screenplay. #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella Reveals His Plans For The Next Great American Novel
    I could see Herschel Walker being able to write an unauthorized autobiography, but AJ? #emeritus
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella Reveals His Plans For The Next Great American Novel
    How could anything about Daulerio be unauthorized? Ask him if it's true, and the reply will be, "hell if I remember, that probably happened." #emeritus
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    10/30/09

    @Matt Sussman: The LT biography model #emeritus
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    Image of Moonshine Mike Moonshine Mike
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella Reveals His Plans For The Next Great American Novel
    "Smoky Tornadoes and a Pedophile Mustache: The AJ Daulerio story" #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella Reveals His Plans For The Next Great American Novel
    Since the definition of autobiography is the story of one's life written or told by that person, I don't see how Bill could do it unauthorized, but hey, I say go for it. #emeritus
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    10/30/09

    In reply to The Sports Fella Reveals His Plans For The Next Great American Novel
    Although, the more I'm thinking about it, an unauthorized Daulerio autobiography is not a bad idea ...

    So, wait. A.J. is going to write it himself against without his own authorization? I'm confused.
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