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    Twenty Rules For Your Super Bowl Party. Jamboroo XLIII

    To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo

    Hugs For Everyone

    That Referee's Heart Disease Is Magically Cured

    Also He Got An A-Minus On A Spelling Test In Fourth Grade

    If They Dump It On Tebow's Head, It'll Turn To Wine

    That's Probably The Game, Folks

    Thom Brennaman Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Likes Tim Tebow

    Jump Pass; Not Just For Third Grade Nerf Basketball Games Anymore; 24-14 Gators

    As The Grass Stains Accumulate, So Do The Clutch Throws
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    Image of Milbury, Rolling the Dice Milbury, Rolling the Dice
    06/23/09

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Facial Art and STD Addendums
    Is the term "cum-dumpster" ever going to get old? Of course not.
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    Image of Sh!tShow Sh!tShow
    03/03/09

    In reply to Ability To Embed Images In Comments Portends Apocalypse
    Testing 1, 2.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/29/09

    In reply to Twenty Rules For Your Super Bowl Party. Jamboroo XLIII
    MEGADETH RULES IF ANYONE HERE LIKES MEGADETH PUSH 111MEGADETH
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    01/29/09

    In reply to Twenty Rules For Your Super Bowl Party. Jamboroo XLIII
    Drain the fat


    I think he means from his veins.

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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    01/29/09

    In reply to Twenty Rules For Your Super Bowl Party. Jamboroo XLIII
    Rule #1- if your team is in the Super Bowl, do not attend a party period. Bar or home, no distractions. Canceled my own party last year when the Giants beat the Packers. Went to the bar to avoid my kids.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    01/29/09

    @crazyjoedavola: I'm glad I read the comments down to this point; I was just about to add the "isolate yourself if your team is in the Super Bowl" advice myself. 100% agreed.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/30/09

    @Cognitive Friction: @crazyjoedavola: Just root for the Jets, you won't have this problem.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    01/29/09

    In reply to Twenty Rules For Your Super Bowl Party. Jamboroo XLIII
    Amen, Drew, preach it. I once watched a superbowl in a room full of hipsters. Suffice it to say the words "shove that remote up your ass" were shouted and know that I made no new friends that day.
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    Image of QuarterlyProphet QuarterlyProphet
    01/29/09

    In reply to Twenty Rules For Your Super Bowl Party. Jamboroo XLIII
    Nothing really endears you to the common man like telling us about how you got to go to Mexico for 10 weeks because you went to Exeter.
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    01/29/09

    @QuarterlyProphet: Indeed.


    /sniffs

    /drinks from brandy snifter

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    01/29/09

    In reply to Twenty Rules For Your Super Bowl Party. Jamboroo XLIII
    Drew, congrats on the second kid and welcome to the "more than one kid" club.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    01/29/09

    In reply to Twenty Rules For Your Super Bowl Party. Jamboroo XLIII
    Satan: You must bring me more fresh dead babies to eat.


    So after the Cardinals win the Super Bowl, Edgerrin James and Tim Hightower will be replaced by Travis Henry.


    And congrats on the second rugrat Drew.

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    Image of HIV 2 Elway HIV 2 Elway
    01/29/09

    In reply to Twenty Rules For Your Super Bowl Party. Jamboroo XLIII
    Unfortunately, I'll have 2 dudes who no nothing about football at my party. To make it worse they're America hating immigrants. To make it better, I've got Monday off and will punish my liver accordingly.
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    01/29/09

    In reply to Twenty Rules For Your Super Bowl Party. Jamboroo XLIII
    And congrats on baby number 2. I am looking forward to the "HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET RID OF 2 KIDS SO I CAN GO TO THE FUCKING MOVIES" post.


    been there, done that

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    01/29/09

    @crazyjoedavola: my friends told me having one kid was liking work part time. when I had my second kid I knew what they were talking about.
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    Image of ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos
    01/29/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: Does getting ready to have a third make me the equivalent of a third-world dad?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    01/29/09

    @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: maybe, it does make you a very brave man.
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    Image of Alonzo Mosely Alonzo Mosely
    01/29/09

    In reply to Twenty Rules For Your Super Bowl Party. Jamboroo XLIII
    As an Exeter cocksmoker and world-class writer, you've been warned against making any goddamned grappling references, Irving. You failed.
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    01/29/09

    @Alonzo Mosely: Garp?
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    01/29/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: He must be an Ellen Jamesian.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    01/29/09

    In reply to Twenty Rules For Your Super Bowl Party. Jamboroo XLIII
    So who's the father?
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    01/29/09

    @twoeightnine: Darren McFadden.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    01/29/09

    In reply to Twenty Rules For Your Super Bowl Party. Jamboroo XLIII
    In my opinion, those huge Fritos are the appropriate dipping chip for chili.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/29/09

    In reply to Twenty Rules For Your Super Bowl Party. Jamboroo XLIII
    Still would have rather shit myself during a wrestling match than pop an unwanted boner (which never happened to me, and I never saw it happen, which I think just defies high school odds).


    Even moreso, I would have rather never wrestled in high school in the first place.

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