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    Penguins Superfan Will Make You Question Your Commitment To Game 7
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    05/13/09

    In reply to Penguins Superfan Will Make You Question Your Commitment To Game 7
    Well, he did alter it a little bit-it says "FARTSMELL."


    His entire collection of opponent jerseys are based on submissions from his son's third-grade class.

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    05/13/09

    In reply to Penguins Superfan Will Make You Question Your Commitment To Game 7
    I just hope they don't ask me questions about Canadian landmarks.


    NO CANADIAN TEAMS LEFT AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


    i hate canadia.

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    05/13/09

    In reply to Penguins Superfan Will Make You Question Your Commitment To Game 7
    Best part of the actual story are the reader comments:


    "This was an absolutely fantastic post. My ultimate goal in life is to have a basement like that when I get a house."


    Well, son, we know you won't be spending your money on condoms, so it won't take long to save up that down payment. Of course, you may just have to wait for your parents to die.

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    05/13/09

    In reply to Penguins Superfan Will Make You Question Your Commitment To Game 7
    Every so often, my wife says, "Hey let's move to Pittsburgh." I simply ask her to peruse Deadspin for 10 minutes or so and the topic get's shelved for at least 6 months.
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    05/13/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake:


    where do you live that Pittsburgh sounds like a good idea?


    /ducks

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/13/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders:


    Toledo?

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    05/13/09

    In reply to Penguins Superfan Will Make You Question Your Commitment To Game 7
    Not as good as my Brooks Orifice and jersey
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    05/13/09

    @HockeyMountain: minus the "and" fuckface
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    Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood
    05/13/09

    In reply to Penguins Superfan Will Make You Question Your Commitment To Game 7
    If this Game 7 can't get people to care about hockey, then I'm not sure what will. Maybe a third period kinfe fight or something.


    Dash, try to think of an event that ISN'T likely to happen in tonights Mavs/Nuggets game.

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    05/13/09

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Me caring?


    ... Try the veal

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    05/13/09

    In reply to Penguins Superfan Will Make You Question Your Commitment To Game 7
    Well, he did alter it a little bit-it says "FARTSMELL."


    Better than CINDY CRYSBY.

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    05/13/09

    In reply to Penguins Superfan Will Make You Question Your Commitment To Game 7
    BillyM87:Hey Daddy, Mom says that you can't come over and visit because of a court order, and depraved conduct. What's depraved conduct daddy?


    RadDad69420Hey kiddo. Sometimes grown ups get a little too wrapped up in stuff, and judges don't see the fact that those goddamn Flyers fans are fucking no good pigfucking shitheel


    IM SESSION TERMINATED BY HOST

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    05/13/09

    @David Hume: Beautiful
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    05/13/09

    In reply to Penguins Superfan Will Make You Question Your Commitment To Game 7
    I just hope they don't ask me questions about Canadian landmarks.


    Here's a hint: the answer is always "The Big Nickel".

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    05/13/09

    In reply to Penguins Superfan Will Make You Question Your Commitment To Game 7
    It's not often you meet a grown man who is just begging, pleading, for someone to weep openly for him and what he's chosen to dedicate his life to.


    I'm here for you, pal.

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    05/13/09

    In reply to Penguins Superfan Will Make You Question Your Commitment To Game 7
    Yeah Hi, NHL Shop? ArkansasFred here. I need a Penguins Jersey. Number 69...pfft. the Name? J. Maselfoffsky
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    05/13/09

    In reply to Penguins Superfan Will Make You Question Your Commitment To Game 7
    Wait, it's okay to wear my Jaromir Jagoff jersey again? AWESOME
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    05/13/09

    @Two Yellows Equal Red:

    Only with this wig
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