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    Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    Let's be fair, these guys try and stay on a physically abused bull for about 8 seconds. It's not like they need to breakdown game film.
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    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    "It is one of the raw elements of bull riding, as if PBR were a straight shot to the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, a direct connection to vulgar desires."


    I get the feeling this guy spent a lot of time in a locker.

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    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    skanky bitches in stanky britches?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    Wait, the end of the video for "Epic" was a metaphor for fucking professional bull riders? That Mike Patton sure is a kook.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    Do they twist industrial strength rubber bands around their scrotums too?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    Craig Childs explored the, ahem, ins and outs of Professional Bull Riding circuit for the High Country News.


    I bet you didn't know that Holland loves the rodeo.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    On the Pro Bass Fishing Tour, they call the groupies "chum dumpsters".
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/21/09

    @Gourmet Spud: On the Professional Bowling Tour, they're called Makeable Splits.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    I haven't heard of this restless a night since I watched my "Dick Cheney Strips to the Songs of Vic Damone" DVD right before bed.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    It sounds like fish slapping on pavement.


    Well you see, Craig, when two people love each other very very much ...

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
    I come slowly awake facedown on a pillow


    Mike Vick says, "Tell me something I don't know."

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