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    10/07/09

    In reply to Philly Nightlife Too Much For Marlins Pitcher
    Thus spawning a legion of Sean West-related Quizzo team names across the Delaware Valley.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    10/07/09

    In reply to Philly Nightlife Too Much For Marlins Pitcher
    "This motherf——- was laying on the ledge with his flip-flops on," Penny says as the girls tried to make their friend feel better.

    Brain was unavailable for comment.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    09/03/09

    In reply to Wes Helms Gets Off When You Fight
    "I don't show nobody up on the field. You showed me up on the field! I never do that to nobody," Ramirez said, shouting now.

    That's when [Marlins manager Fredi] Gonzalez intervened and asked the media to leave, but the spat continued.

    "Show you up on the field? All I wanted to do out there was make you happy," said Uggla, "You know I can't just let ground balls past me because you love turning the double play."

    Ramirez, now in tears, said, "When we're alone, you have no problem showing me you care, but as soon as we're on that field, in front of the crowd, you act like a different person!"

    "You think I WANT to hide like this," said Uggla, "You think this doesn't eat me up? That I like pretending to be mister macho baseball man out there? I don't have a choice! The only thing I can do is offer you my love and hope that you'll accept me for who I am."

    "I love you, Dan," sobbed the shortstop, "And I don't care who knows. I want us to be a family. I want you to be a part of my life and of my heart. I don't care about turning double plays or hitting for the cycle -- all I care about is knowing that you'll be waiting in that locker room for me when the game is over."

    As the two cradled each other's heads in their arms, Gonzalez quietly ushered the stunned media out of the locker room.

    Tomorrow the Marlins are on the road, once again, versus the Braves in a 7:10pm start.

    /aaaaand scene
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    Image of spinch spinch
    09/03/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: That was epic.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    09/03/09

    @spinch: As you wish!!
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/24/09

    In reply to Deep Inside The Yankee-Marlin Fan Brawl
    The person who put this video on is a scumbag, especially focusing in on my daughter.


    -Robert Jameson, Las Vegas NV

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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    06/24/09

    In reply to Deep Inside The Yankee-Marlin Fan Brawl
    you are so ???
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/24/09

    In reply to Deep Inside The Yankee-Marlin Fan Brawl
    Can I use any of this for my book report on The Old Man and the Sea?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/24/09

    @Stev D: +1
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/24/09

    @Stev D: Oh my god. +1.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06/24/09

    In reply to Deep Inside The Yankee-Marlin Fan Brawl
    Funny, I pray I don't have kids also.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/24/09

    In reply to Deep Inside The Yankee-Marlin Fan Brawl
    After the game, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/24/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: I haven't seen the video, but I'll put money down that someone in it can use some dangerous narcotic diet pills.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06/24/09

    In reply to Deep Inside The Yankee-Marlin Fan Brawl
    Wait a minute. Right there...the guy in the Marlins jersey...is that William Ligue, Jr?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/24/09

    In reply to Deep Inside The Yankee-Marlin Fan Brawl
    She added "Joba Chamberlain should be in the bullpen!!! I mean what the hell is Girardi doin'?! Thanks for takin' my call."
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    06/24/09

    In reply to Deep Inside The Yankee-Marlin Fan Brawl
    Trailer home reference? Check!

    Horrible childhood accusation? Check!

    Wish for a barren future? Check!

    Suggestion to acquire a life? Check!

    Use of "should of." Check!


    We may have found the Rosetta Stone of angry missives.

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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    06/24/09

    @Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Will the new Deadspin feature a preview button for the HTML-deficient?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/24/09

    @Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Agreed, but needs more "mom's basement."
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/24/09

    @Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: misuse of html tag? check


    /yes I'm last but couldn't resist.

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/24/09

    In reply to Deep Inside The Yankee-Marlin Fan Brawl
    Why does she keep mispelling "you"? However, to her credit she didn't use the caps lock for her message.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/24/09

    In reply to Deep Inside The Yankee-Marlin Fan Brawl
    So a family friend of Yankee Fan was on camera


    You know, my friends also stood by and filmed while I got my ass kicked on several occasions. Later on, they had beers with the guys who kicked my ass. Gotta love friends.

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    Image of Deadliest Crotch Deadliest Crotch
    06/24/09

    In reply to Deep Inside The Yankee-Marlin Fan Brawl
    Who fucking cares?
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    Image of Dashiell Bennett Dashiell Bennett
    06/24/09

    @Deadliest Crotch: Door's that way...
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    Image of Tiger_Tanaka Tiger_Tanaka
    06/23/09

    In reply to Yankees-Marlins Fan Brawl Reveals Truth Of The Human Condition, With Punching
    If teal is part of your team's colors, then you deserve to get punched in the face.
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