In truth, Tebow is just the latest in a long line of history's dying-and-rising gods, among them Osiris, Tammuz, and David Carr, who, following a five-year stint for the Houston Texans in which he was sacked a record 249 times, resurrected himself as a career backup who rarely gets sacked but who still makes some pretty damn good coin. #timtebow
@UkraineNotWeak: Parade passed right by my office. If the windows opened I would have thrown the eggs and tomatoes. Bad enough that all the cell service went down. #timtebow
And Tebow said unto them: Come, children, and ye shall be saved, but hastily, as the salvific powers of a practice squad NFL tight end don't have the same "oomph!" #timtebow
@RichardDJoke: To be fair, it's an incentive-laden contract. If the kid finishes the season with 800 yards receiving, he gets an extra hour of TV. #timtebow
Forget the eye-gouging and subsequent hemming and hawing. I'm most shocked that Colin Farrell wasn't at a cocktail party full of violence and cheap shots.
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Thank you Mr. Crease.
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9 out of 10 of Herschel Walker's personalities agree. #timtebow
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As a Met fan the last few years, you always have to in order to keep your sanity. #timtebow
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That's how Ron Goldman now feels about the phrase "get the fuck out of my house." #timtebow
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+ 1 hit wonder #timtebow
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So was Tim. #timtebow
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