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    A Children's Treasury Of Rick Reilly®'s Heat-Related Similes

    Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day

    Rick Reilly®'s Hornball Simile Propels Colt McCoy's Girlfriend Into Momentary Google Fame (UPDATE)

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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    10/15/09

    In reply to A Children's Treasury Of Rick Reilly®'s Heat-Related Similes
    Man, this only makes me miss the RickRielly Twitter account that much more. It was hotter than Al Davis's breath. #rickreilly
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    10/15/09

    In reply to A Children's Treasury Of Rick Reilly®'s Heat-Related Similes
    The blood flow to Stu Scott's left eye is colder than the other side of the pillow. #rickreilly
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/15/09

    In reply to A Children's Treasury Of Rick Reilly®'s Heat-Related Similes

    The carpet was dyed with a perfect amount of authentic kashmir brown pigment, making it as flawlessly tan as... [thinking] a sun bleached cat turd? A bourbon and mayo smoothie?

    Aha! Rick Reilly's Incisors! #rickreilly
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/15/09

    In reply to A Children's Treasury Of Rick Reilly®'s Heat-Related Similes
    The Titans season is falling apart so thoroughly they're now the Tennessee 2nd Law of Thermodynamics.
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    Edited by HockeyMountain at 10/15/09 3:24 PM HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    10/15/09

    In reply to A Children's Treasury Of Rick Reilly®'s Heat-Related Similes
    The Colts have won fourteen of their last fifteen games. Peyton Manning is hotter than Tommy Craggs reading a referendum for a publicly-financed stadium in a gentrified and soulless pseudo-neighborhood that will run on Union busting and Proletariat blood.
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    Edited by ClintonPortishead at 10/15/09 3:15 PM ClintonPortishead was starred ClintonPortishead was unstarred
    Image of Tony Reali's Winning Smile Tony Reali's Winning Smile
    10/15/09

    In reply to A Children's Treasury Of Rick Reilly®'s Heat-Related Similes
    tj

    there's a 6 year-old-boy floating away in a balloon 7,000 feet up and moving at a couple hundred miles an hour live on CNN.

    /tj
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    HockeyMountain promoted this comment Edited by Tony Reali's Winning Smile at 10/15/09 3:14 PM Tony Reali's Winning Smile was starred Tony Reali's Winning Smile was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/15/09

    @Tony Reali's Winning Smile:

    This is why we should all strive to keep kids

    /removes sunglasses

    from getting high

    yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

    (Let's hope he comes downsafely) #rickreilly
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/15/09

    @HockeyMountain: "Gentlemen, I propose a wager - the first among us to successfully impale a small orphan child on the peak of Mt. Everest shall be Grand Marshall of the Reform Club for as long as our dear Queen Victoria sits on the throne!"
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    Edited by Steve U at 10/15/09 3:42 PM Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/15/09

    @HockeyMountain: well it's now touched down and the kid wasnt it...or he fell out at some point during the flight. #rickreilly
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/15/09

    @HockeyMountain: A runaway balloon has touched down in Colorado after a 6-year-old boy untied it from his family home in Fort Collins.

    The boy was not inside the helium aircraft when it landed, CNN affiliate KMGH reported.

    Well I'm pretty sure that punched my ticket to hell.

    I feel bad now. #rickreilly
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/15/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: yeah.

    I'm an asshole #rickreilly
     Reply
    HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/15/09

    @HockeyMountain: Hey, at least you didn't make an impalement joke. #rickreilly
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/15/09

    @Steve U: He's been found alive... so retroactive +1 #rickreilly
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    10/15/09

    In reply to A Children's Treasury Of Rick Reilly®'s Heat-Related Similes
    Would anyone really be surprised if Reilly like just discovered Indian food this week, snapped his fingers and said "Get ready to be browbeaten with this one, readers!" ?
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    Edited by ArkansasFred at 10/15/09 3:11 PM ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/15/09

    In reply to A Children's Treasury Of Rick Reilly®'s Heat-Related Similes
    Sadly, Pistol Pete is still colder than Eskimo poontang. #rickreilly
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    Needs more black-and-white horizontal striped bodysuit and oversized barbells. #foodmetaphors
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/15/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s Hornball Simile Propels Colt McCoy's Girlfriend Into Momentary Google Fame (UPDATE)
    Colt McCoy, Rick Reilly® writes, "has a girlfriend hotter than shrimp vindaloo, Rachel Glandorf

    I'd be careful what you say about her, what with her being related to the White Wizard and all... #rickreilly
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    I predict the "Slutty Bob Raissman" will be a popular Halloween costume. #foodmetaphors
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    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    Is that a moustache or did he get a Dirty Sanchez from Bigfoot?
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    Edited by Hit Bull Win Steak at 10/15/09 10:44 AM Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    I think I've seen this man somewhere else. #foodmetaphors
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    HockeyMountain promoted this comment DirkToberFest was starred DirkToberFest was unstarred
    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/15/09


    @DirkToberFest: #foodmetaphors
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    HockeyMountain promoted this comment DirkToberFest was starred DirkToberFest was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    Raissman: Yeah, hi. I'll have a bacon, egg and 401K on postseason roll.

    deli guy: You want salt, pepper ketchup?

    Raissman: Just a tractor, please.

    deli guy: You got it, boss.

    Raissman: [waits 5 minutes]

    deli guy: [hands Raissman a wad of paper towels] There you go, boss. enjoy.

    Raissman: I always do. #foodmetaphors
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    This is what happens when you substitute absinthe for mustache wax. #foodmetaphors
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