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    Image of billyjoehobart billyjoehobart
    06/08/09

    In reply to Tiki Barber's Dream Of TV Omnipresence Deferred
    I remember the day Tiki started on the Today Show, somebody called the Howard Stern show and told him that J. Fred Muggs had been re-hired by NBC.


    I laughed my ass off all the way to work.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/08/09

    @billyjoehobart:


    You're right, nothing says "hilarious" like comparing a black man to a chimpanzee...

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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    06/08/09

    In reply to Tiki Barber's Dream Of TV Omnipresence Deferred
    Well at least he has a Super Bowl Ring -- oh wait.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/08/09

    In reply to Tiki Barber's Dream Of TV Omnipresence Deferred
    "We need another 'everyman' on the set. Can we find out if that preachy, pious, super-Jesusy anti-gay marriage football coach is available?"
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/08/09

    @Kid Canada: Dude, have you visited the US lately? That is pretty much our everyman.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/08/09

    In reply to Tiki Barber's Dream Of TV Omnipresence Deferred
    Willard Scott has to be tired of mentioning Al Davis' birthday every year, so maybe Tiki can get some screen time there.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/08/09

    In reply to Tiki Barber's Dream Of TV Omnipresence Deferred
    Bettis, who was an everyman kind of guy


    Hey Zucker, might be a good idea to do your market research somewhere other than a massive head trauma unit.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/08/09

    @ArkansasFred: Dick Wolf just pitched Law and Order: Animal Control. Zucker seemed impressed
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    06/08/09

    In reply to Tiki Barber's Dream Of TV Omnipresence Deferred
    What happens to a dream deferred?


    Does it dry up
    like Brett Favre in the sun?
    Or fester like Michael Vick's sores--
    And then run?
    Does it stink like Plaxico's rotten meat?
    Or crust and sugar over--
    like Eli Manning - syrupy sweet?


    Maybe it just sags
    like Joey Harrington.


    Or does it explode like John Madden's heart?

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/08/09

    In reply to Tiki Barber's Dream Of TV Omnipresence Deferred
    Well, Tiki can always get on TV the way past football stars have, by shilling the Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System in infomercials.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/08/09

    In reply to Tiki Barber's Dream Of TV Omnipresence Deferred
    If I were Tiki, I'd Torch that network.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    06/08/09

    In reply to Tiki Barber's Dream Of TV Omnipresence Deferred
    This will mean even less time for Tiki, who has also seen his smiling crotch-painting and omelet-making appearances on the Today Show dwindle in recent months.


    "Today, I'll show you how to make my famous shit-eating grin."

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    Image of Fatty_B Fatty_B
    06/08/09

    In reply to Tiki Barber's Dream Of TV Omnipresence Deferred
    Douchebag.


    /Giants fan.

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    Image of Dickens_Ghost Dickens_Ghost
    06/08/09

    @Fatty_B:


    Agreed.


    So happy we won it without him.

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