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    All You Can Eat, With A Side Order Of Cardiac Disease
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    07/08/09

    In reply to All You Can Eat, With A Side Order Of Cardiac Disease
    What they fail to tell you is that all the bathrooms now have $50 pay toilets.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/08/09

    In reply to All You Can Eat, With A Side Order Of Cardiac Disease
    Now at Twins games, you can shit and fuck in the Metrodome stalls at the same time. It's all about time management, people.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/08/09

    In reply to All You Can Eat, With A Side Order Of Cardiac Disease
    "That cheap fried food's terrible! It'll kill scores of people! Why do you serve it?"


    "It's very cheap."


    "Why?"


    "Well, about, all those people who die..."

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    07/08/09

    In reply to All You Can Eat, With A Side Order Of Cardiac Disease
    The Medivac at the Mayo Clinic is on high alert during all Twin home games.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/08/09

    In reply to All You Can Eat, With A Side Order Of Cardiac Disease
    I always assumed that the only team that sold non-alcoholic beer at games was the Utah Jazz.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/08/09

    In reply to All You Can Eat, With A Side Order Of Cardiac Disease
    Ha! Midwesterners - we're so much fatter compared to everywhere else in the country.


    Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to kick this polar bear out of my igloo.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/08/09

    In reply to All You Can Eat, With A Side Order Of Cardiac Disease
    I heard Johnson and Johnson is going to recycle to roof of the Metrodome into stents for the all cardiovascular patients this creates.
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    Image of She Blinded Me With Violence She Blinded Me With Violence
    07/08/09

    In reply to All You Can Eat, With A Side Order Of Cardiac Disease
    Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks... and a Dome Dog, and a bratwurst, and a hot dog, and a party bucket, and some nachos, and a pretzel, and a cheese cup, and a jumbo candy, and a regular candy... and some funyuns. Yeah.
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    Image of Ichiro Death Glare Ichiro Death Glare
    07/08/09

    In reply to All You Can Eat, With A Side Order Of Cardiac Disease
    All living Surgeons General collaborated on this once-in-a-lifetime special event.
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    Image of dinalohan dinalohan
    07/08/09

    @Ichiro Death Glare: They should only offer this to retirees on state pensions.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    07/08/09

    In reply to All You Can Eat, With A Side Order Of Cardiac Disease
    Yum, the Puckett Bucket!
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