So who does win? Just like with the luxury tax, it's the teams that can't or won't spend money. Too cheap to hang on to your home grown superstars? No worries, they're a Type A and you'll receive another potential star just for being stingy
Yeah, fuck you Milwaukee fans, you may have lost CC Sabathia because the Yankees offered him infinity billion dollars for an indefinite number of years, but you got a first-round draft pick out of it, who has about a 30% chance of ever playing in the major leagues. You selfish pricks have all the luck. #freeagency
"•Stolen bases aren't taken into account. That's the most glaring, since a player who can single, then steal second 95 percent of the time, is unquestionably valuable. That extra base is akin to a huge jump in slugging percentage. Which reminds us..."
First, that player does not exist. Nobody's stolen base percentage is that high. Second, it isn't akin to a huge jump in slugging percentage, because a big part of the benefit of a high slugging percentage is that you drive around runners on base ahead of you. Stolen bases by definition do not do that.
But hey, the post is by the resident Yankee fan, who somehow turns this into a story about how the small market teams get all the breaks, so I'm pretty sure that understanding the subject was pretty low on the list of priorities. #freeagency
Is that sideline bloopers link being sponsored by McAfee? I think my computer is going to need the H1N1 vaccine to recover from that. #watercoolerfodder
Keep in mind that some of the less comely lasses have never surrendered their amateur status, so you can usually get them in exchange for a Double Whopper Meal Deal. #watercoolerfodder
Appointment as dictator for life, bulldoze the Terminal Tower and replace it with a 1,000 foot tall statue of LBJ The King #23 made out of human flesh, and his own personal army of robotic tigers. All of which are, IMHO, perfectly reasonable.
@racistmascot_inc: Hmm. Can we replace the statue bit with 'install Romeo Crennel on top of the Soldiers and Sailors Monument' (you know, with the sharp pointy part straight up his arse). If that's agreeable, then I see no reason why these demands can't be met.
Could you even tell if it was the real Romeo Crennel or just a statue? You could put 'The Thinker' on the sidelines right now, paint in black and I wouldn't think anything was amiss.
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Yeah, fuck you Milwaukee fans, you may have lost CC Sabathia because the Yankees offered him infinity billion dollars for an indefinite number of years, but you got a first-round draft pick out of it, who has about a 30% chance of ever playing in the major leagues. You selfish pricks have all the luck. #freeagency
11/11/09
First, that player does not exist. Nobody's stolen base percentage is that high. Second, it isn't akin to a huge jump in slugging percentage, because a big part of the benefit of a high slugging percentage is that you drive around runners on base ahead of you. Stolen bases by definition do not do that.
But hey, the post is by the resident Yankee fan, who somehow turns this into a story about how the small market teams get all the breaks, so I'm pretty sure that understanding the subject was pretty low on the list of priorities. #freeagency
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That's really a problem?
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#sarcasm #watercoolerfodder
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Yet they all pale in comparison to the might of Latveria!!! #watercoolerfodder
11/06/09
After double penetration, it'll probably involve number two. #watercoolerfodder
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This week, LeBron's demands are:
Appointment as dictator for life, bulldoze the Terminal Tower and replace it with a 1,000 foot tall statue of LBJ The King #23 made out of human flesh, and his own personal army of robotic tigers. All of which are, IMHO, perfectly reasonable.
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Could you even tell if it was the real Romeo Crennel or just a statue? You could put 'The Thinker' on the sidelines right now, paint in black and I wouldn't think anything was amiss.
12/21/08
Not to mention it would improve our play-calling dramatically.
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Full Disclosure: He was wearing an Earl Monroe throwback during this interview.
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