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Sat Nov 21
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11/11/09
Yeah, fuck you Milwaukee fans, you may have lost CC Sabathia because the Yankees offered him infinity billion dollars for an indefinite number of years, but you got a first-round draft pick out of it, who has about a 30% chance of ever playing in the major leagues. You selfish pricks have all the luck. #freeagency
11/06/09
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11/06/09
#sarcasm #watercoolerfodder
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11/06/09
Yet they all pale in comparison to the might of Latveria!!! #watercoolerfodder
11/06/09
After double penetration, it'll probably involve number two. #watercoolerfodder
11/06/09
12/21/08
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12/21/08
This week, LeBron's demands are:
Appointment as dictator for life, bulldoze the Terminal Tower and replace it with a 1,000 foot tall statue of LBJ The King #23 made out of human flesh, and his own personal army of robotic tigers. All of which are, IMHO, perfectly reasonable.
12/21/08
12/21/08
Could you even tell if it was the real Romeo Crennel or just a statue? You could put 'The Thinker' on the sidelines right now, paint in black and I wouldn't think anything was amiss.
12/21/08
Not to mention it would improve our play-calling dramatically.
12/21/08
12/21/08
Full Disclosure: He was wearing an Earl Monroe throwback during this interview.
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