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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/07/09

    In reply to French Open Idiot Has Done This Many, Many Times Before
    "Professional shit-stirrer" is actually the official title of the Wendy's chili well operator.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/07/09

    In reply to French Open Idiot Has Done This Many, Many Times Before
    I'll give him 5 bucks to hit up the Red Bull Flugtag.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/07/09

    In reply to French Open Idiot Has Done This Many, Many Times Before
    Don't mess with Jimmy.
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    UkraineNotWeak was starred UkraineNotWeak was unstarred
    Image of J-No J-No
    06/07/09

    In reply to French Open Idiot Has Done This Many, Many Times Before
    And he will be hosting an up all night post for the not so dearly departed around here!
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/07/09

    @J-No: you forgot "Get off my lawn!"
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    Image of Julius_Seizure Julius_Seizure
    06/07/09

    In reply to Barca Loon Attempts To Rattle Federer With Annoying Flag-To-The-Face Taunt
    Nosferatu swooping down from the belfry to capture and anally penetrate Paul Giamatti?
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    06/08/09

    @Julius_Seizure: You need to cut down on the heavily seasoned organ meats before bed, methinks.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    06/07/09

    In reply to Barca Loon Attempts To Rattle Federer With Annoying Flag-To-The-Face Taunt
    I see Federer got to keep his star.
     Reply
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/07/09

    In reply to Barca Loon Attempts To Rattle Federer With Annoying Flag-To-The-Face Taunt
    Ray Hudson was disappointed in his finish.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    06/07/09

    In reply to Barca Loon Attempts To Rattle Federer With Annoying Flag-To-The-Face Taunt
    God, even Switzerland's greatest sports streakers are boring as hell, too.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/07/09

    In reply to Barca Loon Attempts To Rattle Federer With Annoying Flag-To-The-Face Taunt
    That poor security guard's gonna have a big dry cleaning bill.
     Reply
    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of Scoops Scoops
    06/07/09

    In reply to Barca Loon Attempts To Rattle Federer With Annoying Flag-To-The-Face Taunt
    I that Fabien Barthez working security? Nice to see him stop something... a little late as usual.
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    06/07/09

    @Scoops: I know a Vic Mackey takedown when I see one.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    06/07/09

    In reply to Greatest Tennis Player Ever Finally Conquers The Pretty Clay
    That's 14 major titles for Roger Federer, tying Pete Sampras


    Other things he has matched Sampras in:


    - Excessive body hair

    - Total lack of personality

    - Inability to make Americans care about tennis

     Reply
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    Image of ArnoldJulisa ArnoldJulisa
    06/07/09

    who do you think you speak for in america, um, brewsky is it? hey! that's a great name! brewski! like as in beer! do you like football, brewski? and beers? ha ha just kidding. I really don't give a shit.

    speaking of excessive hair, maybe you should go shave your ass
     Reply
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/07/09

    @ArnoldJulisa:


    The correct phrase is WASH U ASS.


     Reply
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/03/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Bounced From French Open
    Carl Weathers, Sonny Landham and Bill Duke just had their blood run cold at the sight of that photo.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/03/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Bounced From French Open
    Hey, is Chris Evert Lloyd still in it? She's quite the player, right? Or how about that up-and-comer Tracy Austin?


    /living in the past guy

     Reply
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/03/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Bounced From French Open
    Don't fret Serena, with Halloween, Christmas and your birthday to look forward, this year will fly by and you will be back in the French Open before you know it.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/03/09

    @Stev D: Have you been getting commenting help from my mom?
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/03/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: ...maybe.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/03/09

    @Stev D: Because substitute "at the fat farm" for "in the French Open" and this is a direct quote from 1988.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/03/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Is your mom one of the 144,000?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/03/09

    In reply to Serena Williams Bounced From French Open
    Boy, I really hope that girl from that depressed eastern European country beats that other girl from that depressed eastern European country.
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