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New York, 5:56 PM
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    12/11/08

    In reply to A Message To Heat Vision Jesus
    Old Chub is a damned fine beer from Oskar Blues but Ten FIDY is better
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    12/11/08

    In reply to A Message To Heat Vision Jesus
    True story: tried motivating my girlfriend to do drink a glass of oj (she prefers coffee and booze, god love her) with that exact speech the other day. Didn't work.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/11/08

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    Wranglers are fucking grandpa jeans.


    Typical ignorant east coast prep school fuckwadism. Wranglers are the jeans real cowboys wear. Not the kind you fantasize about, Drew, the kind that raise the beef that you so love cramming in your maw.

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    Image of Adonis Adonis
    12/11/08

    @formerly Chief Wahoo:


    What, seriously? They don't wear Rock & republic? D & G? True Religion?


    Seriously?

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/11/08

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    Fun fact: 90% of all Manhattan investment banker wives open a cupcake store at some point in their lives.


    Another fun fact: these are now their families' sole source of income.

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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    12/11/08

    In reply to A Message To Heat Vision Jesus
    The thing that pisses me off about the Brett Favre Wrangler ads is that Brett is the only guy playing football in the mud with no mud on him. I guess no one in that pickup game rushes the QB or forces him to move at all.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/11/08

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    Augustus James Battaglia II laughs in the face of Ridge Flick and Thayer Damm.


    No seriously any lacrosse player with the name of Augustus James Battaglia II will likely laugh in anyone's face


    Prick.

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/11/08

    @HockeyMountain:


    Your Honor,



    The prosecution rests

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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/11/08

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    Reader Nick P. sent me the following email: "You kinda look like Ryan Plackemeier.


    Gee, I wonder where he got that.


    [misterirrelevant.com]

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/11/08

    @twoeightnine: Which one of you is Coldplay and which one is that bald douche?
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/11/08

    I'd rather be bald.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    12/11/08

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    Schulyer?

    At least it's not Francis.

    /not named Francis, just sayin'
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/11/08

    In reply to A Message To Heat Vision Jesus
    Katie (Katherine) Helmond who played Mona on Who's The Boss?. Geez Drew, I know she was a comely Granny, but eeew.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/11/08

    In reply to A Message To Heat Vision Jesus
    One more thing about Christmas lights that piss me off: we have a pretty big Douglas Fir (20 feet plus) in our front yard that I hang lights on every year - this year, I started stringing the lights backward (female end instead of male on the bottom), so I was fucked when I went to plug them in. I had to take down 5 huge fucking strands of lights and redo them the other way.


    Has anyone else done this or am I just a gigantic retard?

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    12/11/08

    @Weed Against Speed: done that.


    Who else lives in a neighborhood where every a-hole tries to see who can have the most X-Mas lights on their house?

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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    12/11/08

    @UpstateUnderdog: I'm hoping for a power surge and multiple electrical fires this year. Asshole two doors down doesn't turn them off, so from Thanksgiving to New Years, it's like living next to a Kenny Roger's roasters.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/11/08

    @crazyjoedavola: People who don't turn Xmas lights off at night are vile. How do these people sleep?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/11/08

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Get a fucking timer, for Christ's sake - they cost twenty bucks.
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    12/11/08

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Do you guys live in a Matthew Broderick-Danny Devito Christmas movie? Thank God I live in the city where I don't have to put up with crap like that.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/11/08

    @Peter Cavan: Man, I live in Queens. The neighbors and their lights are batshit obnoxious. And probably expensive. We are in a recession!
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    12/11/08

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    Eddie on the"Killers" album cover is still the best.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/11/08

    @UpstateUnderdog: I'd go with "Piece of Mind".


    And tying the last two Jamboroos together, I saw Anthrax open up for Iron Maiden at Target Center for Maiden's "No Prayer for the Dying" tour. It obviously ruled.

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    12/11/08

    @Weed Against Speed: Eddie in a straight jacket and shaved head is bad ass
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/11/08

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    Andrew Schuyler Magary...Well how do you like them apples?
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    12/11/08

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    Next time, pray for your enemy to get AIDS, Drew. Worked for Larry Bird.
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    Image of Jayne Mansfield's Night Off Jayne Mansfield's Night Off
    12/11/08

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    Your handsome brother, Brad Stand, thinks you should lose 60 pounds and stop talking about geckos and maybe you'll find some friends.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/11/08

    @Jayne Mansfield's Night Off: Shania HATES chicken salad.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/11/08

    In reply to A Message To Heat Vision Jesus
    Spot on about the Christmas lights fight - happens every friggin' year.


    Wife: See? You have to blur your eyes out of focus to see if the lights are all even.


    Husband: Huh?


    By the way, LED lights rule.

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